This is just random so.
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Doc: Alright, Ren. If you take a worm and put it in the water, the worm will flourish
Ren: Hmm. . .
Doc: But if you take that same worm and put it in alcohol, that worm will die
Ren: Mhm. . .
Doc: What does this teach you about alcohol?
Ren: It teaches me that if I drink alcohol, I will not have worms
Doc:
Doc: Dude that's not-
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Mumbo: Iskall! Grian!
Grian: Yep yep!
Iskall: What's up?
Mumbo: What is the past tense of took?
Grian: The past tense of took is taken
Mumbo: Wha-
Iskall: No it isn't! Mumbo, the past tense of took is tooked!
Mumbo: Oh my word I'm working with a bunch of idiots. . .
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Mumbo: Have you ever wondered why candles burn you, but you can't burn candles?
Iskall: Uh, no?
Mumbo: It's because candles are hot
Mumbo: And you aren't
Iskall:
Iskall: Did you just call me ugly-
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Evil X: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Xisuma: I'm calling mother
Evil X: Wait no
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Scar: Doc, I need you to swear-
Doc: F*CK
Scar:
Scar: I meant like a promise but ok
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Iskall: Mumbo! What do you want to be in the future?
Mumbo: I want to be a policeman so that I can clean up the mess in the world
Iskall: Go and start by cleaning up your enderchest
Mumbo: Excuse me Grian makes whole chest monsters every project!
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Kidnapper: We have you brother. . .
Iskall: Um, sorry? But I don't have a brother
Kidnapper: ? Short blondie? Red sweater? Thinks we're throwing a surprise party for him?
Iskall: CRAP THEY'VE GOT GRIAN!
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Mumbo: Iskall!
Iskall: What is it?
Mumbo: Yestersay, I saw a handsome guy
Iskall: *thinks is Grian* Then what happened?
Mumbo: I just kept looking at him and admiring how handsome he was until I left the front of the mirror
Iskall: Dude?????
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Evil X: *eyes snap open at 3:52am* Nobody likes me
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Grian: Hey, do you think I can fit 10 marshmallows into my mouth?
Mumbo: . . . You're a hazard to society
Iskall: And a coward! Make it twenty!
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