Mumbo:*pushes on a door that clearly says pull*
Grian, filming him: Just push harder
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Iskall: Oh, please. You wouldn't hurt a fly!
Ren: You're right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody
Ren: You, however, I would maim
Iskall: I didn't mean to cut off your ponytail, okay?!
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Scar: I can't take it anymore! Someone needs to take me out!
Cub: Like in a dating type way or an assassination type way?
Scar: I don't know, surprise me
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Iskall: This is probably the dumbest idea you've ever had
Grian: So. . . Are you in?
Iskall: Of course
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Xisuma: Grian, you think every round fruit is an apple
Grian: No I don't
Xisuma:*holds up sweet berries* What are these?
Grian: Tiny apples
Xisuma:*points at a snow golem's head* What is that?
Grian:. . . Halloween apples
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Doc: I feel like a science person
Doc: A sciencer?
Doc: Scientist!
Doc: A scientist
Ren: Sciencer
Doc: Not my finest moment
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Grian: Did you hear about the lasagna that died?
Cub: Wha- no?
Grian: He pasta way
Cub:
Cub: I hope you pasta way
Grian: :(
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Scar: Doc, wake up!
Doc: What
Scar: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Doc:
Doc: What the f*ck, Scar-
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Xisuma, with a curse of binding Ren head on: Allo everyone, you may be wondering 'how did Xisuma get himself into this situation?'
Xisuma: Well guys, Xisuma doesn't know either
Evil X: X you're an idiot-
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Keralis: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Mumbo: No
Mumbo: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me
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False: Grian no
Grian: Read 20:45 ✅
False: Grian this is a verbal conversation-
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Evil X: I'm honestly just so evil, I'm full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-
Xisuma: You sleep with a teddy bear. . .
Evil X: hE IS SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS DO NOT JUDGE ME-
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Impulse: Would you ever date someone in a different state?
Grian: Yeah, I wouldn't mind if they were liquid or gas
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Xisuma: I made tea
Evil X: I don't want tea
Xisuma: I didn't make tea for you, this is my tea
Evil X: And why are you telling me this?
Xisuma: It's a conversation starter
Evil X: That's a lousy conversation starter
Xisuma: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate
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Zloy, bursting into the room: RENDOG IS NOT A REAL DOG
Pixl: Wha-
Zloy: IS JOE EVEN A HILL-
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