Iskall to Mumbo at some point: Learn to use your shit correctly
Iskall: Shift*
Iskall: Auto correct
Ren: Sure it was
Grian: Iskall. . . Auto correct corrects stuff by what you usually type. . .
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Mumbo: Remember! Reality's an illusion and the universe is a hologram buygoldbyyyyyeeee!
Iskall: Mumbo how annoying do you plan to become?
Scar: He's probably got Bill in him, fam
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Grian, in a straight jacket: Guys can I get out now?
Doc: Yeah we'll get you out later
Doc: Scar I don't think he's the one we're looking for
Scar: Darn, Poultry Man got away again then!
Grian, standing behind him: Heard you talking about Poutlry Man
Doc: HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF IT THAT QUICKLY-
(Yeah that one sucks I know but I wanted to make one with Grian's experience of being a cray cray)
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Bill: Have a seat! How about a cup of tea?
Evil X: I hate tea you unholy dorito
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Zloy: Why isn't Xisuma in the void?
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Xisuma, reading the news: A man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets. . .
Keralis:*turns to Bdubs* So the limit is 412?
Bdubs: Hey Keralis, I know what we're gonna do today
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*thunder strikes*
Grian: Q~Q
Mumbo:*reading a book*
Iskall:*napping on the couch*
*thunder strikes again*
Grian: Mumboooooo!! The clouds are yelling at me again! What do I doooo??
Mumbo: I don't know, yell back?
Grian: Oh okay
Grian:*opens the window* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Iskall: ??! O__O
Mumbo:
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Xisuma: They ask me how I manage the server so easily.
Xisuma: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever.
Xisuma: Earlier, Grian called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Bdubs shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
Xisuma: I may be wearing a helmet 24/7 but I'm like a Stormtrooper, we're vulnerable at the neck
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Zloy: Stress isn't even a monster-
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Scar: My heart is telling me yes, but Cub is telling me no
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Xisuma: Guess what guys, I actually got sleep!
Mumbo: What the hell is sleep?
Xisuma: I have no idea! But I got it!
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Xisuma: Why are you in the fridge?
Keralis: I'm making a cake
Keralis: The recipe said to chill in the fridge for an hour
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Zloy: hOW MANY CUB FANS ARE THERE-
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Hermitcraft 6 short stories
FanficThere may be angst, there may be fluff, hey, maybe there are gonna be ships here too! Requests are open! Keep it family friendly though ⚠️ - Fanfics to raise awareness ✒ - Prompt generator 💡 - Requests from readers Wattpad forced me to put a book c...
