Fairy Tail

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*sigh* Sealand is STILL trying...

Sealand: FIRE DRAGON'S IRON FIST!!

Romano: What are you doing?

Sealand: Oh, just practising my Fire Dragon Slayer magic...

Italy: Veeee~?

Sealand: You know? I'm from Fairy Tail! The strongest magic guild in Fiore!

England: Jesus Christ...

America: The Lord, The Messiah......

Italy: Are you okay in the head fratello?

Sealand: Huh? What do you mean?

Romano: Hey, don't play dumb with me that's-a my brothers job!

Sealand: *aims at Italy* FIRE DRAGON'S.....!

Italy: PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME! IM A VIRGIN! YOU DONT WANT TO SHOOT A VIRGIN! DONT YOU KNOW HOW THEY MAKE A VIRGIN OIL? WE'RE PATHETIC ENOUGH AS IT IS! AND-

Sealand: ROAR!!

America: ICE MAKE: LANCE! *blocks attack*

Sealand: *gasp* GRAY????

England: OPEN GATE OF THE LION, LOKE! *fights with America*

Sealand: *gasp* LUCY??

Italy: AAAHH! What do I do!!!

Japan: *clicks camera* The fangirls wirr be rearry happy for all of the UsUk we are getting here!

Romano: Grrr! THERE'S A 99% OF A SHITSTORM AND ITS COMING RIGHT AT YOU!! *charges at Sealand*

Italy: AAAAAHHH!!!

Afterwards, they have all used up a lot of magic...

England: My celestial spirits have ran out of magic!

America: Can't we just cover this up with a filler arc?

Sealand: Okay..... What do you have in mind?

England: How about.... A magic clock hand that someone stole from a far away land!

America: Yeah! But what are we gonna call this 'far away place'?

England: Something original like...

Sealand: ZENTOPIA!

Everyone: OMG! YES!!!

And that's how the ZENTOPIA arc was born

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