Italy: Hey Germany!
Germany: *derp* ._.
Italy: Germany?
Japan: *derp* ._.
Italy: Japan, too?
America: *derp* ._.
Italy: What's going on?
England: *derp* ._.
Italy: England?
France: *derp* ._.
Italy: Big brother France?
China: *derp* ._.
Italy: Oh no
Poland: *derp* ._.
Italy: No no no no
Lithuania: *derp* ._.
Italy: Oh no no no no no
Estonia: *derp* ._.
Italy: OH NO NO NO NO
Latvia: *derp* ._.
Italy: NO NO NO NO NO
Everyone: *derp* ._.
Italy: NOOOOOOO- *derp* ._.
Everyone: *derp* ._.
Eren Yeager: They first appeared between the years of 728 and 743 but now the Derps have attacked and we now fight for survival...
*Attack On Titan opening plays*
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Russia: KOLKOLKOLKOL ^J^
