America: MERRY BOXING DAY, GUYS!
England: Seriously?
America: Well, I need something to celebrate, dude! It's December!
England: And?
America: Dude! The FIRST thing you think of when someone says "December" is CHRISTMAS!
England: Yes, and all you did was order Christmas presents online!
America: Well, that's how I celebrate Crimbo-
England: Don't say Crimbo, you sound like a BLOODY twat...
America: Hmph! (*｀へ'*)
