England: Now, young America, I'll be off sorting out some political stuff with the other countries, so Russia will be coming to babysit you.
Chibi America: Okay....is Russia nice?
England: Ehh.....yes, he's so kind, I'll make sure for him to give you a scone and some tea if you be a good boy and behave well..
Spongebob narrator: Some time later
Russia: Hello? Is America in?
America: I'm here!
Russia: Ah yes, so, what do you want to do?
America: I dunno, play video games?
Russia: Well, your quite young but okay...
America: Yay! *runs to TV*
Russia: *pleasure smiles* As long as I get to kill somebody, I do not mind... *whisper* kolkolkolkol
After a while
America: Russia, I'm thirsty...
Russia: *gasp* AMERICA! WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU USING??!!
America: Is there some coke or something?
Russia: Oh, you meant THAT kind of thirsty! Here!
America: Uhh...? Russia, is vodka really okay?
Russia: Yes, yes. I always had it as a child
America: *whispers* No wonder you're messed up...
Russia: Hmm? Did you say something America?
America: Oh nothing, nothing
After a while
England: America! I'm back! Were you a good boy while I was go-
America: Oh, hey England!
Russia: *is behind America holding the metal pipe of pain*
England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU BLOODY WEIRDO!! *pulls America away form Russia*
America: What's wrong bro?
Russia: *snaps out of pleasure smiles*
England: No scones and tea for you, Russia!
Russia: *leaves with the metal pipe of pain* (^3^)
