England: *in medieval performance clothes* I shall now perform Romeo and Juliet!
Everyone: *claps*
America: Oh jeez
England: Oh woe is me, me is woe, woe on me, oh, woe! Woe on me or I shall be forever in woe! Woe, woe, more woe! To woe or not to woe! WOE, FRICKEN WOE!ヽ('o｀；
Where is dinner?
Everyone: *claps and cheers*
Spain: ¡Es muy bueno!
France: J'ADORE!
Poland: LIKE, OMG!
Canada: Air Canada!
Russia: браво! браво!
America: Freaking hamburgers! This is what England's entertainment is like? -_-
England: HUH? THIS IS BLOODY FREAKING GOOD ENTERTAINMENT, ASSHAT! Shakespear is AMAZING!
