England: *at shop, looking at Doctor Who franchise*
Person: *cosplaying as the Doctor, also looking at franchise*
England: *gasp and whispers* One of my kind...
Person: *minding his buisness*
England: *thinking* I need to show this person that I'm a fan too! But I can't just TELL them! Uh
Person: Hmm? *looks up*
England: Oh no! Uh... It's a BIG SHAME there aren't any more Doctor Who posters...Uh...
Person: *walks away with books*
England: I DID IT!
