The Allies and the Axis are in the meeting room.
France: Vhy did you call me here, Anglettere? Vas it to give me zat cutie pie America?
England:...What the bloody hell is wrong with you?
America: Uh....dudes?
England: Ah yes...I have gathered the Allies and the Axis here beca-
Canada: And me!...
Russia: Who are you?
....
Canada: *gets up and leaves*
England: Anyway as i was saying. I have gathered us here today, because we must discuss something important. I have discovered that-
America: Listen bro, I know ya mean well an' all. But im starving dude....
Italy: Yeah, hey Germany! Can we get pasta afterwards?
Germany: Ughhh.....fine.....
China: Would anyone like to sample some Chinese tasty treats?
England and France: We'll just get hungry again!
Hungary: HERE!
Japan: Oh no, if we dont stop quickarry, Doitsu-senpai will get angurry...
Germany: Grr.... VILL YOU SHUT UP!!!
England and France: Germany?
Germany: As you vere saying England?
England: Ahh.. yes.... I have gathered us her because....bloody hell! You wankers made me forget
America: Imma be off gettin' a double cheeseburger with super-size fries and a large cola...
Italy: I'm in the mood for spaghetti with extra tomato sauce!
Japan: Wait-u Itary!
Germany: *tags along*
Everyone: Yeah....I'm leaving.
England: Well, looks like it's just me...
Russia: Im here! ^J^
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England: *Runs away*
Russia: *has many pleasure smiles* KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
