Me: *reading Wikipedia page on Hetalia as any other fan girl with no life would do*
Me: *chokes* HOLY TOMATOES!! HUNGARYYYYY!!!
Hungary: Yessss!
Me: *shows her the page* Did you know this??
Hungary: GET MY FRYING PAN!
Me: Guuuurrrlll *grabs frying pan and both go to Austria and Spain*
Hungary: So, Austria
Austria: *looks up from piano* Yes?
Spain: ¿Have any of you seen that cutie Romano?
Me: How was your marriage?
Austria: *blushes* I have NO idea what you are talking about!
Spain: *blushes* I w-would never marry this piano freak even if you gave me tomatoes..
Me: Well Wikipedia said so!
Wikipedia: And I'm always right!
Hungary: *holding up frying pan* Explain yourself!
Me: *eating popcorn*
Austria: W-we only married for power. It wasn't as if we loved each other!
Spain: ¡Sí! ¡And anyway, the marriage didn't work out so we divorced! ¡And now we are enemies!
Austria: Listen to the tomato freak!
Spain: Musical monster!
Austria: Narcissistic!
Spain: *gasp* The Bad Touch Trio will not approve of this!
Prussia: I heard someone mention my awesome name?
France: Vere iz zat America?
England: Who brought the frog here?
Germany: I'm so sorry!
Italy: Veeeeee~
Japan and America: *sniggering and capturing all of this*
Me: What have I done? 0-0
