India: Why haven't we been introduced to the story?
Thailand: The Elephant Loving club is the best
Me: Um...
India: You know, I was walking around the beautiful pollution of Bombay when I spotted this awesome elephant
Thailand: Woah! Seriously?
India: Yes! I even got to have a ride on it for very few rupees!
India and Thailand: *ranting about elephants*
Me: and you wonder why I don't include you guys...
