Poland: OMG! They sold out on that dress I was going to buy! *opens Twitter*
OMG IM NEVER SHOPPING AT THIS PLACE AGAIN! 😡😡 #PolandProblems
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Poland: OMG I'm SO FAT *is underweight* *opens Twitter*
UGH IM SO FAT IM LIKE A WHALE OMG 😭😭😭😭 #PolandProblems
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Poland: OMG THIS NEW T SWIZZLE SONG IS SO AWE-
Me: *grabs phone*
Poland: *gasp*
Me: Please. Just. Stop.
