Sander Sides One Shots (cuz why not?)

Dukexiety

So... I realized I haven't done a lot of Dark Sides chapters

Which is like... highly surprising because I love the Dark Sides a lot

So enjoy this, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

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Virgil

I couldn't believe it! Those bastards! How dare they leave me here, possibly to die in a pool of my own embarrassment! They just leave me here to go have fun, and the only way I know they're gone is a scribbly note that Roman posted on my door! They know damn well I have abandonment issues, and they just leave me here with one person! Just one, for me to deal with!  Me?! I can barely begin to say how I can't deal with myself, let alone have to deal with the most annoying person of the sides!

Logan, Roman, Patton, and Deceit all left me to go to the Mind-Palace Water Park, leaving me with Remus.

Remus,

The deodorant-eating-trash-rat Remus. 

I almost flipped my shit.

The morning was like all the others. I woke up, got coffee, sat on the dining table and watched the early-morning cartoons! But instead of being greeted in the morning by Patton, I got the smelly Remus! He didn't even say 'good morning', he merrily flipped me off and threw coffee in my direction, in which I was lucky to dodge. He then proceeded to strip off all clothing, sit and spread wide on the couch, and pour the scorching coffee on his bare skin, shivering at the feeling of caffeine burn his skin. I nearly lost my non-existent breakfast. He then stood up, covered in coffee and burns over his chest and thighs, to then walk up to me and kiss my neck. I growled and pushed him off, feeling my face flush. The only problem is: I didn't know if my face was flushed because of anger or embarrassment or love. I'm still not sure. 

"Like what you see, Angst ball?" Remus... teased? I rolled my eyes and kicked him in the chest, sending him tumbling into the floor.

"Harder Daddy." He winked as he propped himself up on his elbows on the floor, exposing everything. I groaned and looked away, snapping my fingers and forcing Remus to get dressed. I heard a sad whine.

"C'mon Virge~ It's a free world, let me be free!" He whined into my ear. I rolled my eyes.

"Then be free in your room, not the god damn living room!" I snapped. Remus giggled happily and tapped my head.

"Not even a pat on the head? God, Remus, you are fucked up." I joked.

"In more ways than one~" Remus teased, making me push him off the table and back on the floor. He just chuckled and slipped into the floor.

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I was sitting on the couch in my big hoodie, scrolling through Tumblr as music hummed from the TV. 

"Shove your fingers in a blender!" Remus screeched from the floor, making me throw my phone into the air and cringe heavily at the feeling.

"Ugh, why don't you ever say that shit around the others?!" I asked him, rolling my eyes. He just shrugged, crawling out of the floor and onto the couch, next to me. I scooted over a bit, but then the trash rat sat closer, making our legs touch fully. I felt my ears grow red.

"Virgil, may I talk to you?" Remus asked. I bit my tongue but nodded.

"I miss you, a lot. So does Deceit, but you have to remember all we've been through..." Remus' voice trailed off. I sighed.

"I do remember, but it's not a good memory." I pulled my legs up to my chest. I was not about to have a sentimental moment with Remus, and I'll show it.

"It wasn't?" He asked. I rolled my eyes and looked away.

"Virgil, why didn't you tell me?" He asked. I groaned and jumped up.

"'Cause, Remus, you said you didn't care! You said you'd never care! Y-you used me and just t-threw me away and-" I collapsed on the floor, with heavy breaths crowding my lungs and attacking my throat. 

Remus jumped to my side, resting his wrinkly, dry hand on my back. Yet, I found it soothing.

"Shhh, shh Virgil, It's okay. Use the 4,7,8 tactic." He cooed.

I did just that. Soon, My breath calmed.

Remus stayed by my side the entire time.

Somewhere in the midst of my panic attack, I sat on Remus' lap and cuddled up to his chest. I came down from my thoughts and felt Remus' warm hands and slimy tentacles wrapped tightly around my form. I didn't mind.

"r-Remus?" I asked, looking up at him. He cocked his head.

"Why do you care?" I asked. He looked into my eyes.

"Because... I- I've felt th-this way f-for a while now a-and-"

I cut him off with a short kiss.

"I can say I feel the same."

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Fluff?

Is this fluff?

Yes / No??

I don't know anymore but yeah

Have a good day you perfect potatoes