Sander Sides One Shots (cuz why not?)

Then kiss it (Prinxiety)

Short description because I'm lazy: Remus is hosting a party and Janus drags Virgil along to confess his love for Roman.

!Warning!: Mentions of Alcohol, swearing, and insults.

"Jesus Christ Virgil, just tell him!" Janus yelled over the thumping music, gesturing wildly at Roman. Virgil took another swig of his drink, cringing at the burn it left on his throat. The music buzzed Virgil's head and he swore the feelings were just because he was intoxicated.

"What's the worse that could happen?" Remus slurred, leaning against the wall next to Virgil, downing his 10th drink of the night. It was only 9:30 at night, how was he on his 10th drink?! Virgil glanced down at his drink, swirling the glass a bit and watching the liquid.

"You're drunk, Remus. You're gonna give the worse advice." Virgil said, slamming his shoulder into Remus's, making the latter topple over and crash to the floor.

"Dick," Remus said, staying on the floor. Virgil rolled his eyes playfully before he watched Roman walking up to him, gasping softly and looking away.

"Did you just shove my brother?" Roman asked, sticking a finger at Virgil's chest, alcohol fresh and strong on his breath. Virgil felt his knees tremble under him, but he only gripped his cup tighter, growling.

"I only nudged him, now back off." Virgil spat in Roman's face. Damn, could Virgil switch from drooling over someone to beat them up in a second. Roman only stepped closer, towering over Virgil and blocking him from the bright neon lights. 

"Don't touch my brother, asshat," Roman growled. Virgil rolled his eyes.

"Take a joke, dipshit," Virgil growled back, stepping off of the wall and fixing his posture to seem taller. Roman didn't seem phased. 

"Pushing my brother is a joke to you?" Roman asked, growling slightly. Virgil swallowed back his fear.

"No, dumbass. I would tell you but your small mind would never understand." Virgil pushed Roman away, the latter stumbling back but his friend catching him and helping him regain balance. Roman's eyes flared with rage as he stood up.

"You calling me stupid, bastard?" Roman asked, rushing up to Virgil and pushing him against the wall, gripping Virgil's collar. Panic sweltered Virgil's throat, and in a rush of emotions he grabbed the back of Roman's head and pulled him into a kiss. Virgil expected to be pushed or punch, but instead, he felt Roman kissing back. 

Roman was the one to pull back, stepping away awkwardly. Virgil looked away, his face as red as a tomato as he pulled his sleeves over his palms.

"W-why'd you k-kiss me, dork?" Roman asked, his words choppy from being flustered. Virgil fiddled with his sleeve, biting the inside of his cheek.

"B-because I like you, dummy," Virgil replied, his voice barely a hushed whisper but somehow Roman could hear over the music. 

"Well, maybe I like you too, stupid!" Roman said in a faux-angry voice.

"Then let's go out, Sir Sing-a-lot!" Virgil said, copying Roman's tone of voice. 

"Jokes on you, I like that nickname, My Chemically Imbalanced Romance!" Roman said, taking a step closer to Virgil.

"Well you're brain is only good for creative insults, dumbass!" Virgil replied.

"Well your mouth is only good for kissing!" Roman took a step closer.

"Then kiss it, bitch-" Virgil got cut off with a strong kiss, dropping the act and melting into Roman's embrace.

Bonus!
Janus sat dumbfounded as he watched everything unfold. Remus had gotten up off the floor and sat next to Janus, sitting on his knees next to the snake, smirking at what was happening.

"What a way to ask your crush out." Janus facepalmed, sucking in stray hairs into his hat.

"I'm proud! Our little hopeless emo is finally growing up! Next stop, s-"

"NO!" Janus yelled.

thats it. 

Thats the whole thing.

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Bye my perfect potatoes~