Percy Jackson ONE-SHOTS

About Tattoos And Soulmates

Soulmate AU. When you turn 16, a "tattoo" appears on your left wrist, indicating the first words your soulmate will tell you.

Thank you Tik Tok.

This is Percabeth and they are mortals.

Enjoy!

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Percy's Pov

'You know fish can't understand you, right?'

That's all I had.

Ever since I turned 16, this sentence has been my constant torture. I mean, what the hell?!
I'm 100% positive that I am the one person that has the most bizarre and radom tattoo EVER!

Of course it being this way was much better than having a simple 'Hello'.

Just think about it.

How many hellos would you have to hear until you met THE person? Your soulmate.

UGHHHHH.

But this, THIS, was wayyyyy too weird. Why would I be talking to fish in the first place?!

Of course, I LOVE everything that has to do with water and the sea, but talking to fish...?

I wouldn't...

Nope. That's... That's definitely something I'd do dammit.

ANYWAYS!

I kept wondering what would my soulmate look like. Would she be tall? Would she have green eyes? Perhaps blue? Would she even live in the same country as me?!

Wait. What if my soulmate wasn't a she? I mean, I have nothing against gay people, I actually support them! Heck, I even have a gay cousin!

But, you see... I'm not into men.

'Jason will absolutely love this.' I thought as I grabbed my phone and dialed his number.

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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." That was all I could hear. Jason's laughter.

I had to back a bit from the phone to avoid going deaf.

"Dude... Hahahaha... Dude, what the hell?!! Hahahaha..." I smiled a little while my friend struggled to catch his breath. After a few minutes of non stop laughter, he managed to calm down.

"I know, I know, hehe. It's weird isn't it?"

"It's awesome, bro! It'll be easier for you to find your soulmate with that tattoo!"

"Yeaaaah." I chuckled. "How's Pipes?"

"Hi Perce!" A familiar voice exclaimed.

"Hi Piper! Hey, could you please hit your boyfriend on the arm?" I asked.

A few seconds later...

"Ouch! Babe, what was that for?!" I could hear Piper's snickering.

"I don't know, Percy said you needed it and to be honest, you were quite enjoying yourself."

The line went silent for a second and then I started hearing weird noises. Like... Smooches or something.

I made a face.

"Er guys? Could you please stop making out? I can hear you!" The smooching stopped only to be replaced by Jason's voice.

"Yeah... Talk to you later, man. I have, um, a little problem, yeah. Bye."