WRONG NUMBER - LARRY AU

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Text-thread: Louis and girl from bar? (2:01 AM)

Louis: i'm like 95% sure this isn't the number to the brunette i met at the pub tonight, but i thought i'd check just in case. you were really pretty and your teeth were nice. i was just very drunk and embarrassing (sorry)

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girl from bar?: hi. no. wrong number. i haven't been out tonight.

Louis: hah. i knew it. my flirting isn't the best when i'm shitfaced

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girl from bar?: okay?

Louis: sorry. i'm sorry for texting you. sorry again. my mistake.

girl from bar?: it's fine

Louis: we're both in the lowercase club! go us! yay :)

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girl from the bar?: are you sure you're old enough to attend a pub?

Louis: sass! omg be my friend

girl from the bar?: still convinced you're like 12 years old, so no thanks

Louis: c'monnnn i'm just drunk :( i swear i'll be more adult-like if you give me a chaaance

girl from bar?: are you trying to verbalise singing or whining right now?

Louis: whining obv. although i can sing if you like. do you want a voice memo of me serenading you? is that how you'll accept my friend request?

girl from bar?: i suggest you don't. you'll regret it in the morning.

Louis: i have a nice voice though >:( i won a talent show once

girl from bar?: yeah, still 12 years old

Louis: shut up! i am big!

girl from bar?: maybe even 11.

Louis: heyyyy !! you're probably the little one here. you're not the one who was seen at a pub drinking lots and lots and lots of pints ! i'm cool :D

girl from bar?: and being given a fake phone number due to a terrible, terrible flirting attempt? sounds like you're really cool, yeah

Louis: oh you're witty

Louis: i mean at least i got a reply

girl from bar?: and i'm still questioning why i made that a thing

Louis: u like me >:)

girl from bar?: gosh, what are these smileys? are you stuck in 2008?

Louis: only people in 2008 said 'gosh' so i guess we're stuck together

girl from bar?: loads of people say gosh every day. don't put me on your level, that's so degrading

Louis: okay okay okay stop harassing me already ! i am trying my best

girl from bar?: your best? oh

Louis: you are MEAN

Louis: i regret texting you

Louis: *big sentimental sigh*