WRONG NUMBER - LARRY AU

> twenty-nine <

Text-thread: Louis and my harry.

Louis: babe babe babe

my harry: what's up?

Louis: i came out to my mates

my harry: did you???

my harry: that's amazing babe i'm so proud of you wtf (/◕ヮ◕)/

my harry: how did it go?

Louis: it was a little ... you know, awkward , i'd say. it's a group of three , alright and two of them were pretty normal , said "that's cool" and gave me a hug , then the third one was a bit weird . he seemed super shocked and said he'd never guessed that about me ... but honestly i kinda think he's closeted ??? maybe that's just my mind trying to justify his strange reaction, but yeah

my harry: was he mean about it?

Louis: no not really , just weird

my harry: what's his name?

Louis: zayn

Louis: honestly i think he's in love with his boss

my harry: what????

Louis: he talks about that bloke all the fucking time it's insane

Louis: in like , a romantic way, you know?

my harry: is that how you talk about me? (✿◠‿◠)

Louis: obviously baba

Louis: i text my mate niall about you all the time and he tells me to fuck off (honestly , he's just lonely and jealous that i have someone)

my harry: that makes me happy :)

my harry: my friends are rooting for us. although one of them has this whole theory that you're gonna turn out to be really weird and gross

Louis: what, why ????

my harry: because she's pessimistic about everything. i told her i know you're not gross because i've seen your dick and your hands and your thighs and, judging by the perfect trim of your pubes and the cleanliness of your fingernails, i think we're fine. and you have a big dick so i'm satisfied.

Louis: oh wow , you've really analysed my videos , have ya?

my harry: i mean, i've just watched them a lot (like every day).

Louis: pervert

my harry: as IF you don't wank to my nudes all day every day

Louis: :O

Louis: are there security cameras around here ??

my harry: be honest. do you look at them more than you watch porn?

Louis: i barely watch porn anymore

Louis: i've lost my chavvy temperament , i'm a full-blown husband now you know

my harry: so you're not chavvy anymore because you jack off to pictures of my arse?

Louis: exactly . i've committed

my harry: how romantic

my harry: what are we gonna get up to when we meet up, then? do i take you out? or do you wanna surprise me with something?