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a week later ...

Text-thread: Louis and ireland.

ireland: mate.

Louis: what's with the period

ireland: you fucking DIGUST me

Louis: get to the point

ireland: you wanna explain to me why you left a cumsock in my room?

Louis: why do you automatically assume it was me , niall?

ireland: because it's on the fucking pile of clothes you left here ye idiot

Louis: ok

Louis: sorry mate

ireland: who even cums in a sock anyway

Louis: sometimes you gotta

Louis: would you have preferred it if i wetted your sheets ???

ireland: ...

Louis: exactly . be thankful

ireland: why would it even cross your mind to wank in my room anyway? where was i when this happened

Louis: asleep

ireland: you're an addict

Louis: can i tell you something and will you promise not to tease me

ireland: can't promise that no

Louis: fuck you

Louis: i'm telling you anyway

Louis: i've been talking to someone for a while now . i don't really know where we stand because it's all a bit vague and jokey ... but we haven't told each other our names , genders or sexualities ... and something about it is so exciting to me ...

ireland: so you sexted?

Louis: mate ???

Louis: i was just gonna say..

Louis: i'm starting to fancy this person a little bit

Louis: which is strange ... because i only know their personality

Louis: i joke about it all the time to them but i don't know if they get the hint really . they probably just think i'm being really immature

ireland: ok that's kinda cute and all but what does this have to do with the cumsock you left on my floor

Louis: everything ...?

ireland: so you did sext?

Louis: no !!!

Louis: just wanked a bit while i thought of that person

Louis: which has happens a lot now

ireland: i'm cringing

Louis: you're such a hater >:(

ireland: no i'm a normal person who's irked by the thought of his best mate masturbating

Louis: whatever

Louis: it's kinda cool, the thing with this person , right ?

ireland: i guess it is

ireland: you know what's also cool?

Louis: what ?

ireland: cleaning up after yourself. come get your fucking laundry.

Louis: ( ・᷄ ︵・᷅ )

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