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Text-thread: Louis and plum.

Louis: NOOOOOO

plum: what's wrong, pup?

Louis: I HATE MYSELF >:( I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTED LIKE THAT

plum: well this is fun

Louis: just kidding i'm like that all the time :)

plum: ...

Louis: i got u :D

Louis: although i'm sorry because some of it was blatantly unpleasant (like the "i wanna eat your arse" part) but other than that, you're welcome. this is me, take it or leave it. i wasn't that drunk actually. i think i sobered up the more we spoke :)

plum: i can't believe you're 28 years old

Louis: promise i am :) i was born on dec 24th as an early christmas present to the whole planet

plum: that sucks

Louis: that's what everyone tells me but i don't think so

plum: well you're not like everyone else, are you?

Louis: is that a compliment? ;)

plum: if the shoe fits

Louis: aw you like me i KNEW it

Louis: you know , for the first time in a long time i'm kind of glad i didn't get laid last night

plum: because then you wouldn't have found me?

Louis: mhm , my soulmate :)

plum: i'm not your soulmate

plum: wait you're a capricorn ...

Louis: a capri what

Louis: oh astrology

Louis: ok i take it back you're lame

plum: hey! that's mean!

Louis: ok

plum: that's immature

Louis: says the person wasting their brain power on make-believe horoscopes

plum: ... it's a lot more complex than that

Louis: ok so i'm a capriwhatever ? are you trying to tell me we're incompatible ?

plum: no ... just that some of my favourite people are capricorns

Louis: *clears throat* i take back what i said :) i love astrology

Louis: right so do we get married before or after we see each other's faces ?

Louis: maybe we should both wear a veil on the wedding and then remove it right after our i do's

plum: i'm not gonna say i do

Louis: :(

Louis: fine

Louis: we'll be besties instead

Louis: i have friends , don't get me wrong , i just like you more :D

plum: we've known each other for about 11 hours but ok

Louis: that's how you know it's real bitch

plum: bitch?

Louis: *birch

plum: *shrub

Louis: SEE ? we HAVE inside jokes and we're meant to be

plum: that's a stupid joke

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