Text-thread: Louis and plum.
Louis: NOOOOOO
plum: what's wrong, pup?
Louis: I HATE MYSELF >:( I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTED LIKE THAT
plum: well this is fun
Louis: just kidding i'm like that all the time :)
plum: ...
Louis: i got u :D
Louis: although i'm sorry because some of it was blatantly unpleasant (like the "i wanna eat your arse" part) but other than that, you're welcome. this is me, take it or leave it. i wasn't that drunk actually. i think i sobered up the more we spoke :)
plum: i can't believe you're 28 years old
Louis: promise i am :) i was born on dec 24th as an early christmas present to the whole planet
plum: that sucks
Louis: that's what everyone tells me but i don't think so
plum: well you're not like everyone else, are you?
Louis: is that a compliment? ;)
plum: if the shoe fits
Louis: aw you like me i KNEW it
Louis: you know , for the first time in a long time i'm kind of glad i didn't get laid last night
plum: because then you wouldn't have found me?
Louis: mhm , my soulmate :)
plum: i'm not your soulmate
plum: wait you're a capricorn ...
Louis: a capri what
Louis: oh astrology
Louis: ok i take it back you're lame
plum: hey! that's mean!
Louis: ok
plum: that's immature
Louis: says the person wasting their brain power on make-believe horoscopes
plum: ... it's a lot more complex than that
Louis: ok so i'm a capriwhatever ? are you trying to tell me we're incompatible ?
plum: no ... just that some of my favourite people are capricorns
Louis: *clears throat* i take back what i said :) i love astrology
Louis: right so do we get married before or after we see each other's faces ?
Louis: maybe we should both wear a veil on the wedding and then remove it right after our i do's
plum: i'm not gonna say i do
Louis: :(
Louis: fine
Louis: we'll be besties instead
Louis: i have friends , don't get me wrong , i just like you more :D
plum: we've known each other for about 11 hours but ok
Louis: that's how you know it's real bitch
plum: bitch?
Louis: *birch
plum: *shrub
Louis: SEE ? we HAVE inside jokes and we're meant to be
plum: that's a stupid joke
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FanfictionTEXTING AU (LARRY) where the i'm-in-fact-straight louis tomlinson happens to fall in love with someone completely anonymous only through texts. what happens when he finds out it's a boy?
