WRONG NUMBER - LARRY AU

> six <

i sorta wanna clarify something. even though these are my characters and my made-up conversations, i want all of you to imagine that they text a lot more than what's in these chapters. imagine that they text every day. and if you ever feel like it's going quick, this might be why.

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Text-thread: Louis and my plum.

my plum: talk to me i'm bored

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my plum: hellooo?

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my plum: shrubbie :( you're always on your phone don't ignore me

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my plum: shrub >:(

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my plum: *sigh*

Louis: oh shit sorry i was doing something

my plum: doing something?

Louis: cooking

my plum: at 11pm??

Louis: okay i wasn't

my plum: then what?

Louis: you know

my plum: no i don't

Louis: doesn't matter, what are you up to ?

my plum: you were masturbating weren't you

Louis: um

Louis: yeah ;)

my plum: why do you seem so pleased with yourself

Louis: cause i made myself feel nice?

my plum: ew

Louis: nah nah

Louis: masturbation is lovely

my plum: yeah but the thought of you doing it isn't

Louis: what >:(

Louis: i'm the sexiest ever

my plum: what's your body count?

Louis: 15

my plum: mine's 8

Louis: see? i'm sexier

my plum: i doubt it

Louis: oh really, plum? are your arse cheeks as PLUMp as your circular body?

my plum: plums don't have arse cheeks

Louis: [inserted picture of a plum from Google]

Louis: there's clearly a line there. that's the delicious arse crack >:)

my plum: are you saying you wanna eat me out?

Louis: :O

Louis: i like eating people out so yes

my plum: people?

Louis: i'm keeping my preferences unidentifed here shush

my plum: so you're not bi or pan?

Louis: shush

my plum: alright i'm just curious. like you were a few days ago. just ... doing the same.

Louis: ok we should agree not to investigate

my plum: right

Louis: let's go back to talking about eating you out