WRONG NUMBER - LARRY AU

> sixteen <

Text-thread: Louis and my plum.

my plum: :)))

my plum: i got some nice wake up texts from last night

. . .

Louis: shush

Louis: slept well?

my plum: i did actually. you?

Louis: decently

Louis: i was out clubbing last night and got proper wasted so i've got a bit of a bitchy hangover right now

my plum: i thought you didn't go clubbing anymore?

Louis: you lecturing me ?

my plum: just wondering

Louis: my mates dragged me along

my plum: did you have fun?

Louis: if i kept my eyes closed

my plum: what does that mean?

Louis: you know, could be dancing with someone and then close my eyes and imagine someone else

my plum: why would you?

Louis: because i want to

my plum: is this still about the person you like that you told me about? the one who keeps you from dating because you only want them?

Louis: mhm

Louis: 's probably not gonna work out though

my plum: why not? did you tell them how you feel?

Louis: i don't have the balls, okay ?

my plum: why? :( are you scared of rejection? you shouldn't be. anyone would be lucky to be with you.

. . .

Louis: do you really think so?

my plum: yeah. you're amazing.

Louis: like, in what way?

my plum: ... in every way?

Louis: oh thanks

Louis: you sure tho ? EVERY way?

my plum: i mean you are a dick sometimes but it's part of your persona, i bet they'll understand that

Louis: yeah?

my plum: you're being weird

Louis: see , you think i'm weird

my plum: no i don't

my plum: i like you being weird

my plum: otherwise you'd be boring

Louis: okay

my plum: i bet they will too

my plum: if you know this person well enough they're gonna like you

Louis: yeah?

my plum: yes! i'm speaking from my own experience, you know

Louis: what do you mean ?

my plum: i know you well, so i've learnt to enjoy every part of your personality. everyone should.

Louis: thank you sweetheart

my plum: :)

my plum: so what are they like?

. . .

Louis: i don't know how to answer that

my plum: what? why not? what's like, the best thing about them?

Louis: haha

Louis: i can't tell you

my plum: why not? >:(

Louis: it's personal

my plum: ouch

my plum: i thought we shared everything with each other :(

Louis: except our names, faces, genders and sexuality then ?

my plum: that's besides the point

my plum: tell me about your person

Louis: my person ... i um. i don't really know , to be honest. cant tell you much about them

my plum: don't tell me this is just some stupid crush you have because they're attractive and you know nothing about them

Louis: oh darling

Louis: it's the opposite

my plum: they're not attractive?

Louis: really, plum? really?

my plum: i don't get it

Louis: clearly

Louis: i'm gonna for a drive , i'll text you later ?

my plum: i still wanna know >:(

my plum: tell me later today

Louis: maybe. go eat breakfast and take a shower . you stink.

my plum: through the phone?

Louis: yeah it's disgusting

my plum: go away

Louis: planning on it

Louis: have a good day love

my plum: you too :)

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