WRONG NUMBER - LARRY AU

> twenty-three <

Text-thread: Louis and dumb-bum.

Louis: hi

dumb-bum: hello <3

dumb-bum: what are you up to?

Louis: just checking up on my significant other, wbu ?

dumb-bum: omg cute

dumb-bum: i'm eating my cookies and thinking about you :)

Louis: god

Louis: i wanna kiss you

dumb-bum: i wanna kiss you too..

Louis: you know , i was thinking

dumb-bum: go on

Louis: the fact that we both fancy each other, and we don't know each other's appearance nor gender, what does that say about us ? like, i thought i was one thing but if i'm willing to do this with you , then i'm probably pansexual , right?

Louis: maybe i'm way off, i don't know the terminology

dumb-bum: you don't have to label your sexuality if you don't want to

Louis: i know, it's just. before, i really thought i was ... this one thing. but i don't think i am

dumb-bum: it's kind of the same thing for me

dumb-bum: okay i'm gonna say something and i'm sorry if this is against the rules or whatever

dumb-bum: but i've only ever been with men

Louis: okay

Louis: i've only ever been with women

. . .

dumb-bum: oh

Louis: oh?

dumb-bum: nothing

dumb-bum: i just

Louis: no it's okay

Louis: you're a bloke, right ?

Louis: i want you , okay , it doesn't change a thing at all

dumb-bum: really??

Louis: i mean i've never considered it before but you're all i think about so it'd be such a waste if i just refused to try

. . .

dumb-bum: and what are you?

Louis: male , like you

dumb-bum: figured

dumb-bum: i knew i would somehow fuck this up

Louis: what ???? you haven't fucked up anything :(

Louis: i like you so much

dumb-bum: but i'm a guy and that's foreign to you. it's gonna be weird, isn't it?

Louis: not at all, i promise

Louis: pls try not to think of it like that . i like you in every single way. i like that you're a guy. okay?

dumb-bum: okay..

Louis: should we wait with the name reveals ? or do you wanna hop on that as well ?

dumb-bum: wdym, is your name not shrub?

Louis: ha ha