All the King's Men [Far Cry 5] (Joseph x OC fanfic)

Chapter Forty Five

Hurk glanced over at my neck and a joking smirk came across his face. "Somebody got freaky with it with Miss Lily," Hurk commented. "Bow chica wow-wow! Who gave you the hickey, huh?"

I smacked Hurk on the arm while trying to hide my red cheeks remembering the night I spent with Joseph. Myself, Hurk, and Sharky were hanging out on top one of the many hunting spots within Hope County just to spend the day away; I changed my mind over wanting that one-on-one showdown with Joseph right away and I wanted to try and hang out and help everyone when possible before the showdown. I just wanted to tie up loose ends so to speak. "Oh shut up, Hurk," I commented as I wrapped my hair around my neck to cover up the hickey that Joseph must've given me at some point.

Sharky looked over at me and gave me a 'really' look on his face. "Was it Broseph?" Sharky questioned.

I slowly nodded my head in a 'yes' motion. "'Cause apparently what gets me off in a sexual way so to speak is dick attached to psychopaths," I commented.

"Could be worse," Sharky commented.

"But like we've said multiple times," Hurk started. "We're still going to be friends with you despite which dick you want to be stuck in you repeatedly," he commented.

"Well thanks guys. Still appreciate those words."

"So what's on the agenda?" Sharky questioned. "If we want to do nothing other than get drunk and shoot some things, I'm all for that."

"Well I don't know about the drinking part, but I'm all for hunting. Need some money anyways," I answered.

Hurk lightly shoved me towards Sharky in a joking manner. "Aww, c'mon Lily, drinking is fun. It's been forever since we've seen you drunk."

"Yeah, cause the last time you seen me drunk – I slept with Sharky," I pointed out.

"Which was the best night of your life, huh?" Sharky questioned.

I looked over at Sharky and gave him a 'really' look on my face. "I mean I don't know about that Sharky – The Father is giving you some nice competition in that department."

As I displayed a joking smirk on his face knowing that what I said would get Sharky going; and when his jaw dropped I knew I was right. "Are you kidding me?!" Sharky yelled out; Hurk trying to hold back some laughter. "You think that that skinny manbun wearing mofo' is better in bed than the man phoenix sitting before you now?!"

That was when Hurk busted out into a fit of laughter. I placed a hand on Sharky's arm in a way to calm down the pyromaniac. "Sharky, I was joking calm down. Yeah, Joseph is pretty good in bed – but you're better. Even if when we fucked it was where we were both drunk off our asses somehow getting away with not getting alcohol poisoning," I explained.

Sharky calmed himself down slightly from my explanation of the situation. "You were joking, right? Just wanting to double check with you, shorty."

"Yes, what I said about Joseph is a joke; relax," I said.

Hurk calmed himself down from the laughter fit he gotten himself in a few moments ago. "Okay so the game plan is what? Hunt and drink?" Hurk questioned.

Sharky and I looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders at each other before looking at Hurk. "Yeah sure."

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Abigail's POV

I walked down the stairs entering the bunker and saw John sitting on the couch eating food and watching the static on the television that's in the living room. Guessing he had it on for some background noise; I would do the same thing. "How you doing, bro?" I questioned as I sat down beside him.

"I'm alive, so I guess that matters," John answered with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Well Lily's close to ending Eden's Gate. She and I killed Jacob not that long ago – couple days ago, actually and now she's just waiting for the day to go take down and take Joseph," I explained. "As much I hated the cult and all of you guys to an extent – I'm just surprised that she did what she did."

A surprised look came across John's face. "She is one determined woman. Stubborn too," he commented.

"Agreed with the stubbornness part. Especially with what she went through with Jacob and the whole trial bullshit," I explained. "And of course when she takes out Joseph, we'll just have to figure out a way to possibly reintroduce you to Hope County. Something that I'll try and have to avoid getting murdered for not murdering you like everyone else thinks," I stated.

"That's going to be fun to deal with if the time comes," John said. "But we all know that Joseph isn't going to die or the like; so what exactly is the point of all of this for Lily. She's just going to lose and succumb to what God supposedly has in store for her," he added.

"Yeah I know 'cause God hates everyone that has a bad experience of any kind with Joseph," I stated. "So God's like 'fuck all of you guys, we're going to have this maniac become practically immortal to piss everyone off," I explained with a tone of annoyance in my voice.

John shrugged his shoulders in a 'you got a point' manner. "That's Joseph to a 'T' for you."