Ya boi

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Ya boi dies in a car crash off the Golden Gate Bridge because his girl turned out to be gay for Peppa Pig. He walked in on Caitlin in bed with the 7 foot pig under the blankets. Peppa snorted when she noticed Barry. As he was driving to the bridge, he saw their bayside wedding. Peppa was wearing her typical dress, but it was bleached white because she's a broke ass bitch. Caitlin was wearing George's shirt because it was big enough for her, which was also bleached white. He heard the crowd cheering and snorting as they kissed. Peppa's fingers were bigger than Barry's dick. He heard a thumping as Daddy Pig walked around the mountains. He roared at the site of his daughter - Peppa Pig - kissing a woman - Caitlin. Mommy Pig was close behind, carrying a massive wooden spoon she used to spank Daddy Pig the night before. It would now be used to hit Peppa, but little does Mommy Pig know, Peppa already had red marks on her porky ass. Barry found himself stopped in the middle of the road, watching as Mommy Pig spanked her newly-gay daughter. "Oink Oink, Mommy!" Peppa cried as she was hit. Caitlin couldn't help but realize Peppa had said the same thing to her the night before. Peppa's curly tail straightened as she was hit. Caitlin knew what this meant for Peppa. Barry couldn't take to watch this anymore. He drove straight into the bridge and watched everything unfold as he fell to the water. The bitch died.

AUTHORS NOTE
THIS WAS MADE BY ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND THIS IS NOW GOING TO BE MY 31K SPECIAL. I KNOW YOU KINKY BITCHES PROBABLY LIKE THIS TOO.
You've been exposed.

(Her instagram @same_rubber_band_ball but she doesn't have a wattpad account. Yes, I know, so sad.)

Enjoy
-Frost

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