Oneshots (Book 2)

(OoO) Tomb Swap

(Requested by Alexis4daw, hope you enjoy)

Michael pov

I had been released from the Cave of Eurobus, due to Austin doing something, and the curse on it was broken. So here we are walking back to camp Austin talking non-stop, about pappa-bea-i mean Ritchie, and Bri, Bryan turning good, Daveed and Brandeen both out and about still being evil.....etc. "And then Jakey said, there's a relic that can break any curse in the temple and I went to get it. Then I went to the cave and used the relic and then you were freed and then we are here walking back!" Austin finishes catching me up and i let out a sigh "thank you Austin for catching me up." i say with a smile he grins back at me, and we enter the camp, no one is in sight. Austin perks up, "cool! Bri did as I asked!" i give him a look, he grabs my arm and drags me to the cafeteria. He stops in front of it and he makes a shushing motion, i remain silent and we enter "Bri you can't just call a priority meeting without having a purpose." Kayla reprimands Bri who is looking ready to burst in anger, Austin pushes me behind a pillar and then leans against said pillar and calls out "She did have a reason, she did it because i asked her too." Bri looks relieved and everyone turns to Austin "okay then Austin. Why did you want everyone here?" Kayla asks looking ticked, Austin grins and says "i got pappa-bear a birthday gift." Ritchie sighs and says "i told you not to call me that!" Austin just grins and yanks me from behind the pillar "TU-DAH!" he shouts and Ritchie's eyes go wide "Michael!?" he says with his eyes wide but full of hope "surprise?" i say making feeble jazz hands. Ritchie jumps at me and tackles me to the ground in a hug "DON'T EVER MAKE ME DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!" he shouts and I hug back. "Care to explain where you've been for the past 2 months!?" Kayla asks, staring down at me, "Cave of Eurobus." i reply and her eyes widen then she shakes her head and says "well you getting out of that death trap calls for celebration." and everyone cheers and so the party begins.

We were partying for some time, well others were i was watching, Ritchie was by my side not letting me out of his sight. Inmo walks over with two glasses and he hands them to us, Ritchie thanks his brother and chugs the drink, i drink mine slower, and the party continues. As the party goes on i notice that Ritchie is becoming more fidgety and looks between pale and green "Ritchie are you okay?" i ask and he shakes his head, "i feel like i'm going to hurl." he says back and my eyes widen and i take him out of the cafeteria. He sighs against me and I lead him to his cabin, there, I lie him down and he's instantly asleep, I smile and head off to my cabin to sleep.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i wake with a start at the sound, i rush out of my cabin and see everyone rushing towards Ritchie's cabin where the scream came from. I try to open the door, but it's locked, i start banging on the door calling out "RITCHIE!? RITCHIE!? ANSWER YOUR DOOR!" there is nothing from the other side. Kayla slithers up and puts a hand on my shoulder, "calm down Michael." then she turns to the door and calls out "Ritchie, i'm going to ask you yes or no questions, knock once for no, knock twice for yes, three for i don't know or maybe. Do you understand?" There are two knocks and I let out the sigh i had been holding. "Good know, are you hurt?" one knock "are you decent?" three knocks. We all share a confused look, and Kayla continues, "is something wrong?" two knocks "can we come in and help you?" one knock, "okay can one person come in?" two knocks, "Michael?" one knock and i look at the door, surprised "Austin?" one knock "Bri?" two knocks. Bri looks at us all weirdly but nonetheless walks forward, "Hey Ritchie, i'm going to come in i need you to unlock the door, we hear a unlocking noise and Bri pushes open the door slightly and slips inside, "okay Ritchie what's the pr-HOLY HERA!" we all hear her shout and a whimper from Ritchie. Bri takes a deep breath "alright, alright, i can handle this, so i need you to answer some questions same as before. Got it?" two knocks "okay, so you woke up like this?" two knocks, "have you felt weird recently?" two knocks "when?" silence and i supply "he felt sick last night, so i took him back to his cabin." Bri hums then continues "did you eat or drink anything during the party?" two knocks "eat?" one knock "drink?" two knocks, Bri growls and we hear stomps. Bri opens the door and slips out again, she turns to us and says "Who spiked Ritchie's drink with tomb juice!?" no one moved, then Inmo raised his hand, and all stare at him in shock. He pulls out his notepad and writes on it, then hands it to Bri, she reads it out loud "Daveed and Brandeen took some friends of mine and told me to spike someone's drink with the juice or they'd be hurt, i thought that the only person who wouldn't be the most upset with me was Ritchie." Jakey growls and Bryan looks down in shame. Bri sighs and calls back into the cabin "Ritchie they need to see it, can i show them?" two hesitant knocks and Bri opens the door fully and walks inside and pulls out.................A FEMALE RITCHIE!?

There's silence, and Ritchie is wringing his-uh-her? hands together, worry on his-her face was clear. "Well that explains the scream." I say without even realizing I opened my mouth, Ritchie blushes and hides his-her face behind hi-er hands. Bri glares at me, "I mean it wasn't a bad thing, i just mean you were surprised, and who wouldn't be surprised, waking up a female when the night before you were male, i know i'd be screaming my head off and probably locking myself in my cabin too i mea-" Austin places a hand over my mouth to stop my rambling, Ritchie bursts out laughing, and oh gods his-her laugh, i mean it was amazing before but now it sounds like angels. Ritchie finishes laughing and smiles softly "Yeah, it was surprising." he-she says moving a strand of, now, long hair behind his-her ear. Kay hums then says "We should probably see if you are capable of turning back." We hear laughter and Daveed falls out of a tree cackling his head off, "if you think you can reverse that you're crazy Snake lady." we all glare at him and he tosses a jar at Inmo, "here short stack, your little fairy friend." Inmo catches the jar and opens it, the fairy flies out, and away. Daveed sneers and walks up to Ritchie and walks around him-her humming "i knew what it was supposed to do, but this was unexpected. So Ritchie, your deepest desire was to be female?" Daveed asks, coming to a stop in front of Ritchie. Ritchie blushes and stutters out "n-no, I h-have n-no cl-clue wha-what you're tal-talking about!" and we all are confused, Daveed busts out laughing, "can someone explain why Pappa bear is now a female?" Austin asks and Daveed wheezes out amidst his laughing "I made a special type of tomb juice, it was supposed to bring the drinker's deepest darkest desire to come to life and remain forever." We all gap at him, and he snorts "why you think i keep tomb juice on me? It's made by my father, Momous." We all get a look of understanding, then Bryan asks "so wait....you said deepest desire come to life and remain forever....." my eyes go wide, "does that mean, that Ritchie's going to remain female? Forever?" Daveed snorts, "sure does goody-two shoes, or wait no I should call you traitor since you betrayed me and Brandeen." Bryan looks down in shame and walks away, Jakey follows after, glaring at Daveed.

I sigh and say "well it's been a blast, Daveed, but you need to leave." He smirks, turns and begins leaving, he turns his head back and calls out from behind him "Use Protection!" and everyone who understands what that means blushes and groans, he snickers and runs off. Austin snorts and says, "i wonder who he was referring to." we all give him a -really- look and he justifies himself, "I mean because half of the campers here are in a relationship, but only like 2 pairs are with a male and a female, that includes me and Bri, and, Mario and Ms. Kayla." Ritchie blushes and says "I think he was talking to me, but only because I feel really out of whack, and I'm going to guess it's because of the female emotions hitting me like a sledgehammer." Bri and Kayla snort, I sigh and begin to head off, with a "I'm going to go try to see if I can fix this." Bri says "why the rush? You both are clearly enjoying this." I pause mid step and blush red, "i-i have no idea what you are talking about." I feel a hand on my shoulder and then hear "Michael? you only stutter when you lie." from Ritchie. He-she turns me around and I blush darker at our proximity, he-she looks into my eyes and I look into his-hers, and we slowly lean into a kiss. I feel sparks fly, sparks that haven't flown since my ex-girlfriend, and I faintly hear sequels but I ignore them for focusing on Ritchie's lips.

They did as Daveed said later that night.