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Oblivious Yandere scp-1233 x fem researcher reader

Requested by falafelwaffelYEET
Sorry it's taken me so long btw I didn't understand the scp that well so somethings may be wrong. Also I used the stuff from the wiki sorry and it may not be that accurate. Hopefully its good in of.

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Y/n l/n was a researcher for the fondation. But she was currently just strolling around town seeing as this was her time off.

She was startled when a loud crash occurred causing a slight earthquake. She fell down for a second as she just figured it was an earthquake forgetting about the crash.

She walked to a store only to spot scp-1233. Her eyes widened she needed to call the fondation before things got out of hand.

Parsons: Holy crap dude, it's like… 90 degrees out there. I get being dedicated to your cosplay and all that, but goddamn.
(SCP-1233 approaches the register and salutes briefly.)

SCP-1233: Greetings, little girl. I am Moon Champion, champion of the Moon, defender of space justice and destroyer of evil. I have come once again to your charming world to learn more of your strange culture, and to seek aid for my people in their ongoing war against the Moon Monsters. You appear to possess a vast wealth of the fabled nutrients and moisture for which this world is known throughout the galaxy. Are you the President of this planet?

'Omg he just called him a little girl'

(Pause. Parsons laughs uproariously for approximately a minute, then reaches into a display case below the counter while wiping tears from his eyes.)

You tried to call someone from the fondation but her phone stopped working. (Just go with it)

Parsons: Holy fuck, man. That's the funniest shit I've heard in like, at least a year. What's up Moon Champion, I'm Bob, and you get a free cookie for making me bust a gut so hard I thought I was gonna puke up my own spine. Here.

(Parsons offers the cookie to SCP-1233. The entity takes it from the shopkeeper.)

SCP-1233: Ah. One of your human “parakeets”, I see. Yes. I, Moon Champion, accept this small bird on behalf of the Moon, and solemnly pledge to use the energy it provides to advance the cause of righteousness.

You asked the baker for a cookie and some coffee and sat down on a chair near scp-1233. Scp-1233 noticed her and for some reason wanted to hold her but he didn't do anything and continued with what he was doing.

(SCP-1233 rams the cookie into its unopened visor. The impact instantly destroys the confection and forcefully scatters crumbs in all directions.)

'Well that just happened and how the hell does that work?'

SCP-1233: Delicious! I thank you, Lord President of Earth, for this generous gift, and may the light of Justice forever shine upon your royal visage.

(The baker laughs again and begins eating a cookie of his own.)

You giggled a bit while listening to the conversation.

Parsons: … Nah it's cool Moon Bro, I'll just clean that up later, don't worry about it or anything. So there's monsters, huh? On the Moon? And you fight 'em?

SCP-1233: Your understanding of the situation is flawless, my Lord. Yes, the dreaded Moon Monsters have plagued and besieged my people for countless millennia. They are very terrible; merely attempting to describe them to you would cause your human organs to shrivel in horror. And it is my sacred duty as Moon Champion to meet these nightmarish beasts in combat, and lead the Moon People in the defense of their imperiled homeland: the majestic and magnificent Moon Kingdom.