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Chapter 6

Mark

Mark: "What exactly is a gentlemen's evening?" he asks as he walks down the stairs with Derek beside him

Derek: "I don't know. It's an evening with gentlemen."

Mark: "And strippers?"

Derek: "No, I don't...I don't think the chief meant strippers."

Mark: "Sure sounds like strippers. Dr. Bailey? What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say the words "gentlemen's evening"?"

Bailey: "Tassels. Shiny, sequined tassels and $1 bills." she says giving both men a pointed look before walking away as Mark smirks while looking over at Derek

Mark: "See? Strippers."

Derek: "There will be no strippers. I'm almost positive."

Mark: "So you don't know what this thing is either?"

Derek: "No, but you're in?"

Mark: "Why not? I like to be surprised."

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Callie: "Okay, what do we got?" she asks when herself and Sky come out into the ambulance bay

Meredith: "Uh, two ambulances, multiple traumas."

Alex: "Any chance you need a resident's help, Dr. Torres?"

Callie: "As long as you want to smash bones into dust while people cry."

Alex: "Sweet."

Sky: "What do you got?" she asks when one of the ambulances arrive

Cristina: "Chest pain, tamponade, ruptured aorta?"

Paramedic: "Uh, more like a clown car. Jackie Escott, 25 years old, dislocated shoulder, lac to her thigh, vital signs are stable. And Helena Boyd, 26 years old...also stable with obvious nasal fracture, facial lacs and a chunk of missing scalp." she says as they pull two women out of the ambulance who are on the same gourney while holding a wedding dress in between them, making everybody look at them in confusion

Helena: "She ripped out my hair."

Jackie: "She ripped out my shoulder!"

Helena: "You ripped out your own shoulder when you were trying to push me off of the platform!"

Fiancé 1: "Who let go of the dress? Did anybody let go of the dress?"

Fiancé 2: "Hang in there, honey. Don't let her psych you out, all right?"

Sky: "Okay, what the hell's all this?"

Judge: "It's a store contest. I'm the judge."

Fiancé 1: "Last one to let go of the dress..."

Helena: "Wins the wedding of my dreams."

Jackie: "Of my dreams." they snap at each other

Callie: "All right, enough. You two are injured, okay? You need to get your priorities straight and let go of the...let go...let go of the dress so we can treat you. All right, let go now. Now." she says trying to snatch the dress out their hands only for them to keep a tight hold onto it

Helena: "Yeah, that's not gonna happen."

Callie: "All right. Fine. Let's move." she says as they other amublance pulls up and she takes the women inside the ER
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Cristina: "Oh, please let this be something good, something cardio good. Please."

Paramedic: "33-year-old male discovered unconscious but stable having survived a 12,000-foot free fall."

Cristina: "A what?"