GCR Drabbles

Vines and Incorrect Quotes

Inspired by vines and Tumblr posts...

*A photo of Emperor with drawn-on devil horns falls over*

Serqet, admist her documentary of why cereal is not a type of soup: oops my anarchy symbol

Escapee: Hey, I'm lesbian *cough gay*

Devotee: I thought you were American-

Emperor, standing outside the cult entrance: Hi, welcome to Chili's!

Amen: ask me why I love you

Serqet, sighing: why do you love me?

Amen, pulling up a 200 slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Jasper, at the pub: I'll have a drink as dark as my soul, please

Escapee: They don't have milk in a pub, Jas.

Devotee: ...Z is just a sideways N.

Poison: Dev, it 2am. Go to sleep. 

Devotee: Zo.

Amen, Devotee, and Emperor confessing their love for their partners: *cue three men dancing in street video*

Devotee, to Serqet: I am NOT an idiot

Serqet: Idiotsayswhat

Devotee: What..?

Devotee:

Devotee: Oh shi-

Jasper: we're best friends

Devotee: best friends don't hold hands..

Jasper: these ones do!

Escapee: they sleep in the same bed too!

Devotee: *pushing a door that says pull*

Serqet, filming: keep pushing

Amen: why are you smiling?

Serqet: what? I can't smile?

Amen: you can but why

Poison, sighing: Dev tripped and fell in the parking lot

Edgar: Apollo's still out there laughing

Devotee: you know you really shouldn't talk about Jas like that, people might get the wrong idea

Escapee: what idea? 

Devotee: that you're gay.

Escapee: *nervous sweating*

Emperor, sliding down a stair handrail with a smile: You're all going to hell... goodbye!

detective!Serqet: alright, I'm going to ask you a few questions so we can understand what happened