• Darry constantly Lysol's EVERYTHING • he makes Ponyboy wear a mask to school (it's 1965 computers aren't a thing yet) • Steve and Soda can't work at the DX anymore • Dally makes sure no one goes in his room at Buck's • if anyone does so little as sniffle
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• Steve has a big bottle of hand sanitizer • the guys find out and fight over it • little do they know, you have about fifteen of those things and enough toilet paper for a year • Johnny knows though • he doesn't tell anyone though • you let him use it • Two-bit doesn't care about the toilet paper famine • it's kinda gross • Ponyboy is telling them to just wash there hands • one day you coughed • they all started freaking out • Steve immediately started spraying disinfectant spray • Two-bit started drowning your hands in sanitizer • Darry kept yelling at him to quit because we'll need that later • "Better safe than sorry." • Dally backed up into a corner • everyone is always six feet apart from anyone else in public • they all started wearing masks in public • it looks ridiculous • you make fun of Dally for being scared • "I ain't scared" • "you're right, you're paranoid" • eventually, Sodapop found out you have toilet paper • "I swear, if you tell a single soul!" • "too late" • he told Ponyboy • turns out Dally stole some from restaurants and bars • Pony's been using that • Steve and Darry are germaphobe tm • the social distancing is killing all of you • the socs jump y'all a lot less • they think that all the greasers have it • it's fun to scare them with it • Two-bit scratched his eye one day • it was anarchy • Dally slapped his hand • then he washed his hand • Two-bit also took the liberty of making himself a hazmat suit out of a bucket • it's really just a bucket on his head • it looks so stupid • Steve blames Ponyboy for this plague • "why" • "because you're always complaining how you think I'm mean so you created this to kill me" • Sodapop has to tell them to shut up • "how can this happen in the spam of THREE MONTHS?!" • y'all still have fun though —————————————————————- In all seriousness though guys, please be careful and wash your hands and don't touch your face 🙂
