all of richie tozier's lines! (It 1&2)

it chapter one

but then stan will have nothing left!

yeah, and i think the rabbi's gonna pull down your pants! turn to the ground and say "where's the meat?!??"

i can think of funner ways to become a man...

shit—

think they'll sign my yearbook? "dear richie, sorry for taking a hot, steamy dump in your backpack last month. have a great summer!"

try tickling your pickle for the first time!

i'll start my training!

street fighter...

beats than spending it inside of your mother! ohhhhh!

sure... in a ditch, all decomposed, covered in worms and maggots, smelling like eddies moms underwear!

sorry bill— shes missing.

you know, the barrens aren't that bad! who doesn't love splashing around in shitty water?

i wish he'd go missing...

hey eddie... these your birth-control pills?

...a new croquet set. jeez! spit it out, b-b-bill!

do you want one from me too, ms. k?

jeez, your old-lady bike is too fast for us!

....nowhere! not every fucking plant is poison ivy, stanley!

do you use the same bathroom as your mother?...

...then you probably have crabs!

aren't you guys coming in?

what the hell is greywater?

it doesn't smell like caca to me, señor!

it's probably just your breath wafting back into your face!

i'll show you a staph infection!!

it's betty ripsom's...

how do you think betty feels? running around these tunnels with only one friggin shoe?

....holy s-shit, what happened to you?

glad i got to meet you before you died.

suck the wound!

you need to focus?

oh, what do you need?

you have to suck the wound before you apply the band-aid! this is 101!

yeah, right into henry bowers!

what?! its the truth!

more like 'who'd she do?' from what i hear, the list is longer than my wang!

anyway— bill had her back in 3rd grade. they kissed in the school play! the reviews said you can't fake that sort of passion!

now, pip pip and talio my good-fellows! i do believe this chap requires our utmost attention! get in there, doctor k! fix him up!

suck the wound, get in there!

oh my god, so easy! so easy!