Innocently Guilty [EDITING]

《31.1》

"Alright, let's get this party started!"

"This ain't a party though?"

"Why do you have to make it sound like an old 80's movie? Hyung, you seriously are getting old yourself."

"Who are you calling old, you brat!"

"Jimin, we are happy for you and your wedding tomorrow and we understand this is supposed to be your party, but can you please make them stop before we start flipping desks for personal safety reasons?"

Jimin sighed, pushing back the pink hair from his face. He knew better than anyone else in the room how things would end if he allowed Seokjin and Taehyung argue for any longer.

The last time he had left them alone in a room arguing, they had nearly blown the entire building down. He didn't know what had possessed him that day into thinking that leaving them to talk their problems alone in a confine space was a good way to solve their differences. He felt so bad for somewhat being the cause of the near demolition of the building, that he pouted an entire day and wouldn't let Yoongi go anywhere. He spent twenty-four whole hours hiding his face in the elder's chest and whining about how Namjoon had to replace the multimedia room and recover stray bullets in every room surrounding it.

He could already feel their argument getting heated. It always seemed like they fought for the most absurd topics. This time, he knew he had to stop it before his bachelorette party turned into a war zone.

"How could you make the worst mistake of your life?!"

"Um, I'm mistaken? Only complete idiots pour the cereal first! It's basic science!"

"Take that back this instant! Pouring milk first is the real crime here!"

The topic was honestly being taken too seriously for anyone in the room to actually care. There was a huge cake waiting to be eaten, an unlimited amount of alcohol and hot guys ready to strip for them, yet here they were, waiting for Seokjin and Taehyung to stop arguing so they could start with the event.

Jimin stepped in between them, annoyed that his fun time was getting ruined by cereal.

"We kill people for a living, for fuck's sake! Certainly cereal routines are not our biggest problem here. Now, you two better stop fighting or I'll be calling Jihyo to come and teach you both a lesson."

The rest of the guests suddenly went quiet at the mention of the mafia leader. She wasn't called queen for anything. Not only was she extremely skillful in the crime business, but was also infamous for her disciplinary methods. Even Seokjin knew that it was better to stick to her good side.

And honestly, seeing Jimin angry was also quite terrifying. It was such a big contrast to his usual personality, that it really takes anyone by surprise when he gets angry and a very chilling aura starts to seep from the boy's stone-hard expression. The guy didn't have any pores, but it was still horrifying to see him angry.

He was really a scary little guy.

"O—okay, I think they got the memo. How about we just get started? Your time as a free man is coming to an end soon." Taeyong suggested, after witnessing everything go down between the members of Bangtan.

"Okay! Call the boys out, let's have some fun!"

It shocked everyone how fast he had gone from "I could kill your entire family right now" to "let's watch cartoons and drink apple juice with fruit crake" in record time.

But hey, it was his party and as long as there was obnoxiously loud music, a lot of alcohol and half naked sexy men dancing for them, no one was complaining.