✓ || 𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃, max mills

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲 - 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫

[groupchat]
hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️ - harvey
my odor half🦋 - ally
dobdob🤧 - dobby
eyeris👁 - iris

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ANNOYING FUCKTARDS

eyeris👁
alright bitches
we need to talk
abt some rules rn

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
wait can i add one person?

eyeris👁
RULE NUMBER ONE:
NO MAX MILLS IN THIS CHAT

eyeris👁
as much as i like that boy
(oh wow iris)
we do not add him here:(

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
fine but its not max

my odor half🦋
then who is it?

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️ added unknown

unknown
hi what's this?

eyeris👁
a gc without max
who u?

unknown
me is dobby:)

eyeris👁
DOBBY???
KAHSKAHAJA
HIII OMG HI

eyeris👁 changed 'unknown' to 'dobdob🤧'

dobdob🤧
iris?

eyeris👁
YES YES HIII

dobdob🤧
OAHSGKABSJABA HIII
WOW
IVE HEARD SM ABT U

eyeris👁
GOOD THINGS I HOPE

dobdob🤧
YES YES GREAT ONES
IN FACT

eyeris👁
OMG ILY ALREADY
AKSHAJBSA

my odor half🦋
i love how dobby and iris
just ignores us

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
ikr babe:(
she found a new best friend:(

eyeris👁
stfu rainbow head
u literally stole
MY ally from
ME !!!!

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
right right im not sorry
abt it teehee

eyeris👁
ANYWAYSSS!!!
RULES!!

my odor half🦋
right right
go on babes
wait
WHY IS MY NAME
'my odor half'
u bitch

eyeris👁
because u smell good?
duh?

my odor half🦋
oh
right carry on

eyeris👁
thanK u
now
rule one: NEVER
EVER
EVER
EVER
MENTION MY FEELINGS TO MAX
let me be the one to say them first:(

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
k

eyeris👁
rudeass harvey🖕🏻

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
i appreciate u too iris🖕🏻

my odor half🦋
ofc babes

dobdob🤧
ooOoOoO FINALLY
but yes mam

eyeris👁
rule number two:
actually idk
i just rlly want u guys
to stfu and not expose me
even before i say what i feel
for him:((

dobdob🤧
awwwwwww
U ALL SOFT FOR MAXXY
AWWWWW

eyeris👁
stfu dobby:((

dobdob🤧
NAH NAH I HAVE BEEN
WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
KAHSKAHSKABAJA

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
DONT WE ALL
KAGSKAHSKABAJA
MY BROTHER AINT
SINGLE NO MORE
YEEEEET AKSHAKBA

my odor half🦋
i cant believe i chose
someone like u
to be my boyfriend

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
hey
u love me anyways

my odor half🦋
idk do i?

eyeris👁
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
HARVEY HAHAHAHAHA
I GENUINELY FEEL
BAD FOR U BUT LIKE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
STFU TANNER >:((

eyeris👁
AHHAHAHAHAHHAA
FOINE HAHAHAHHA

my odor half🦋
im jk harvey u the best😍😩

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
good because i dont rlly
wanna lose ya ally:((

dobdob🤧
okay this is sweet and all
but im so single

eyeris👁
same dobbs:(

dobdob🤧
stfu iris u literally
be all softie
for max
teeeeeeheeeee

eyeris👁
kagskahsjaa
STOP
thinking abt him
makes my heart flutter
and break
at the same effing time

eyeris👁
oh and can i mention
i hate that fionna girl
she just gives me weird
clingy
annoying ass
vibes
grrrr

my odor half🦋
yes we all know

dobdob🤧
i dont?
but i dont approve of her
if iris doesnt

eyeris👁
this is why ur my fave dobbs

my odor half🦋
I FEEL BETRAYED

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
ME AS WELL

eyeris👁
stfu lovebirds

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
KAGSKAHSKA
GTG MAX IS KNOCKING
ON MY DOOR

eyeris👁
AYT
AND HARVEY

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
WHAT???

eyeris👁
STFU OKAY?
DONT SAY ANYTHING
TO HIM!

hairdye boy🤦🏻‍♂️
YES MAM
BYE

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a/n: i loved writing this chapter alright thats all! vote and comment bbys mwah x