AU sans x reader one-shots

Nightmare!Sans x Criminal!Hybrid!Reader

They finally caught me. I never thought they would. I have been wreaking havoc on AU's for years and I never once thought those stupid star sanses would catch me. I would just teleport out of here but they put these weird cuffs on me so I can't even use my magic to get out. I have tried breaking them off but they seem practically invincible. I rolled my eyes at this whole thing. I just keep hoping I'll wake up from this bad dream.

"I don't know what to do! She refuses to talk!" I heard the voice of the weird yellow one say, I think his name was Dream? I don't know, I haven't bothered to really learn their names. "Normally when you talk to someone they spill everything... I don't know how to help her if she won't work with us..." I think that was Paint? No, Ink that was his name. "YOU KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS!" I yelled annoyed. I already had a killer headache, I just need some quiet.

I saw them both walk up in front of the cell, the bars were painted bright colors that hurt my eyes. "Hey! Sorry about that." the Painter one said. Then it was the Dream one who spoke. "Do you want to tell us your name yet? Or something that we can call you?" I then decided I'll give them something. "Sure my name is Business. Nunya Business." I saw the hope drain from their faces as I smiled a little bit. "Well okay Nunya..." The Painter one said, disappointed. It took everything I had to not start laughing right then and there.

I saw them walk away in defeat once again. I just went over to the window and looked out at everything, it was so bright here. Everything was bright yellow or blue. It made my eyes burn. I walked over to the little bed and laid down closing my eyes hoping it would help. Soon enough I fell asleep.

I woke up in a gray field, everything was some sort of gray, well it could be worse. It could be all bright yellow and blue. I liked gray though. I stood up and started to walk around and find a way out. I still couldn't teleport, damn it. I saw something in the distance. It was black, and weirdly shaped. So naturally my curiosity took over as I walked to the figure to find out what it was.

It looked like a dead octopus... it was tall... I don't like it. "Why did you come over here?" He asked. His voice was deep as hell and I was taken back a bit but recovered quickly. "Curious." I said simply. "Curiosity killed the cat." He responded smugly. "But satisfaction brought it back." I said replicating his smug face. He seemed a bit taken back but soon returned to his smile. "Name's Nightmare, what about you." I knew I shouldn't tell him but I don't care anymore. "It's Y/N"

"Nice name, it's pretty." Wow, didn't expect that. "Thanks. Do you know where we are?" I asked, wanting to leave and get back to doing my own thing. "It's your dream, I can travel to different peoples dreams so I am real." He said as if I wouldn't believe he was real. After what I have seen? Please this is nothing. "Damn it, I thought maybe I escaped that hellhole." I responded mostly to myself. "Where is this 'Hellhole'?"

"I don't really know. Some jail cell thing, with these other monsters. This Painter guy, Dream and this Blue guy."

"I know where you are. If you want I can get you out of there." I was taken back by the fact that he offered to help. I just told him I was in a jail cell. He would know that I was a criminal. Who would want to help a criminal? "Why do you want to help me?" I asked hoping he would give me an actual answer, but no. "Why wouldn't I?"

"Answering a question with a question, sounds like me." I say with a small smile. "When you wake up I'll be there and I'll get you out of there if you want." Realizing he was my best bet I nodded my head in agreement.

My eyes opened a bit and sat up in a whole different room. It was a lot darker, it was a lot easier on my eyes. I didn't have the cuffs anymore either so if I needed I could teleport away easily. I stood up and looked around. The room was quite bare but dusty. The bed was quite big and my favorite color. There was an empty shelf, three doors, and a dresser with a large mirror on the back of it. Welp I guess that all that's left to do is explore around.

I got up and opened the door to my right, inside was an empty, dusty closet. Well that was interesting. Note the sarcasm. I walked over to the door on the left and opened it. Inside was a bathroom that was, guess what? Empty and dusty. I closed the door and walked to the last one that was on the other side of the bed. I opened it and this time it was different. Well it was still empty and dusty but it was a hallway with more doors. That's progress, right? Yeah I think so.

"Hello?" I called out. Yeah because if there was a murderer around me they are going to respond like, 'Hey I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich, want one?' I rolled my eyes at myself. I started to walk in a random direction hoping I could find a way out when someone teleported in front of me causing me to jump back and settle into a fighting stance ready to pounce if they attack me. "Wow, nice to see you too." He laughed a bit.

It was that dead octopus, Nightmare. I went back into a more relaxed stance but didn't go off guard, I still don't really know this person. "Hey, sorry about that. You startled me." I said not really sorry. He just chuckled.

"Anyways Y/N, are you hungry? I can grab you some food. Also don't mind the other guys you might see around here. I already talked to them and told them not to kill you." I just looked at him a little annoyed that he thinks I could be killed so easily. He doesn't even know how many people have tried to kill me but failed. I was hungry though... "Fine yeah, I'm kind of hungry."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey guys this is Amber! I will be doing part two if you want it, I just kind of went with the story and didn't stop lmao. Well I hope you guys enjoyed this and if you have any requests comment them down below!