AU sans x reader one-shots

Dust!Sans x Shy!Reader x Horror!Sans

"Dream, Blue! I found a human!" He then turned to me and put his hand out for me to shake it. "Hi there! Don't be scared I'm here to rescue you, my name is Ink! What's yours?"

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"Okay, you ready?" I nodded happily. Horror had an idea for a prank to play on Dust but he said he needed my help. He said that Dust is going to love it and think it's hilarious. "I was born ready!" Horror laughed a little bit pushing me to Dust's door. I knocked lightly on Dust's door as Horror hid.

"Come in!" I opened the door and walked in. I remember exactly what Horror told me to say. "Konnichiwa masutā!" I don't know what it means but Horror said it's Japanese. "Uh... what?" Horror said he would know what it means. It seems like he doesn't. Moving on then? "Watashi wa anata no sābisu ni imasu!" I don't know what that means either but Horror said Dust would understand.

"Before you even explain to me why you're saying that in a language you don't know, can you please tell me WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?" Did I forget to mention Horror dressed me up as a maid? Well I'm saying it now. "It's an outfit Horror gave me."

"Oh really? Did he tell you to say that stuff too?" I nodded my head. "He also told me to say something else; Watashi wa anata to sekkusushi-" Suddenly Dust covered my mouth. "DON'T SAY THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Then Horror opened the door all of the way holding up the camera. "GOT YOU BITCH!" Horror ran over to me, picking me up over his shoulder and started to sprint away with me. "SORRY DUST!!"

"MOTHER FUCKER! GET BACK HERE!"

Uh oh he's really mad. "COME AND FUCKING GET ME THAN BITCH!"

That is when Dust caught up to Horror tackling him to the ground. Horror let me go so I wouldn't be crushed. "RUN Y/N! GO ON WITHOUT ME! SAVE YOURSELFFFFFF!" We all burst into a fit of laughter at Horror's overdramatic self. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" Uhoh.. we might have made Nightmare mad... I'm a little shy so I don't really hang out with anyone that isn't Horror and Dust, they are the only ones I even feel comfortable around.

"S-sorry Mister. N-Nightmare..."

"Come on, we were just having fun!"

"Yeah Nighty, chill out!" Let's just say when Dust said that Nightmare was not happy. Soon enough we were all scattered and hid.

I hid in the first closet I could find and stayed as silent as I could. When suddenly the closet door whipped open, at first I thought it was Nightmare but when I looked at his face there was no doubt... it was the creator of AU's, Nightmare warned me about him and the Star Sanses. "Dream, Blue! I found a human!" He then turned to me and put his hand out for me to shake it. "Hi there! Don't be scared I'm here to rescue you, my name is Ink! What's yours?"

"M-my name?" I knew what my name is but being as shy as I am, I started to freak out. I need to get back to Horror and Dust, they'll help me. "Do you not know your name?" He had a look of worry on his face. "I-it's Y-Y/N..." He then smiled at me happily, not that it made me feel any better or any less confused, it still made me feel like he won't hurt me.

"It's nice to meet you Y/N, I'm part of the Star Sanses and we are here to save you!" Save me? From what? I'm perfectly fine! "W-who's we?" Suddenly two more skeletons popped up behind Ink. "HELLO HUMAN! I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BLUE!" He sure is loud... and my ears are now dead. "And I am Dream, Nightmare's brother!" They aren't serious... right? Suddenly Ink grabbed my arm and opened up a portal with his paint brush. Dream and Blue walked in as Ink dragged me along with them.

We were now in a really bright large house? No it could be a castle, I recognize this room, it's exactly like Nightmare's castle but... yellow and blue. "You can stay with us in our castle until we can find out what AU you belong in and bring you back." I don't know what they are thinking but I didn't need to be saved! I belong in Nightmare's castle with Horror and Dust!

"I t-think you might b-be confused... I w-was happy with H-horror and Dust. I l-like being in t-the castle with e-everyone else." Everyone's faces suddenly turned sad and sympathetic. Ink turned to the other two. "They must have brainwashed her..." Is he really going to just talk about me like I'm not here? "POOR HUMAN!" I'll take that as a yes...

"L-look I'm so s-sorry but I n-need to get b-back to the c-castle." Suddenly all three formed some sort of circle away from me. I decided to get up and start trying to find a way out, if this is some sort of replica of Nightmare's castle then I should know how to get out of the castle at least.

I managed to get out but the outside looks nothing like Nightmare's world looks like. There are a bunch of people and a whole town- nor more like a whole, huge, city... I am at a major disadvantage. "Y/N! You made us worry! Don't just go running off like that, you could have gotten hurt. Anyways let me show you to your new room!" He then took my hand rushing me back into the castle.

"I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW ROOM HUMAN!" My eardrums have officially just died. "We are so excited to have you here!" I'm sorry but, WHAT THE FUCK?! "L-look I really a-appreciate this but I s-should get back to t-the castle." They all seemed to look sad again. "Y/N, I know that you think that they were helping you but they have never been nice to a human without using them. They use each other too." You have got to be kidding.

"N-no they don't use e-each other and t-they are my f-friends. Horror and D-dust must be worried s-sick about me. I n-need to tell t-them I'm okay, p-please..."

"Y/N, they were brainwashing you." I'm not going to lie, I'm getting pretty upset now. "I-Ink, you're wrong. T-they wouldn't ever hurt m-me!" Ink looked at Dream really upset as Dream looked the same. Blue looked at them both worryingly. "Dream could you bring Blue back to UnderSwap?" Dream nodded to him and opened a portal and waved bye to me. "GOODBYE HUMAN! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY HERE!"

They both left in the portal leaving me alone with Ink. "You look tired, why don't you take a nap? There is a bed in your room if you would like to use it." He really doesn't understand. Maybe this is just a bad dream? Maybe if I take a nap I'll be back home with Horror and Dust. I nodded my head and walked into the room. Ink wished me a good sleep and left.

I woke up to someone covering my mouth so naturally I went to scream. "Don't scream it's me Dust" I couldn't really see because of how dark it was but I knew it was Dust. "I'm here too!" I heard a thud and Horror yell slightly in pain. I didn't need to be able to see to know that Dust must have hit Horror in the back of the head. "OW! What was that for?"

"We have to be quiet dumbass." I got up and hugged them despite not being able to see where they were. I felt them both hug back, which, despite how anxious I've been, made me feel better. "Here we're going to get you out of here and bring you back home." Horror then opened a portal and took one of my hands holding it. Dust then took my other hand in his as we walked through the portal together.

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The next day

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"Okay so we have been talking..."

"And we both really like you, like we want to take you out on a date."

"So we wanted to ask you to choose."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey humans, monsters, and hybrids! This chapter is a longer one and this is a really different approach, I wanted to see who you guys would choose so I wanted to leave the decision to you guys! Comment who you choose! This was requested by Lovelollipops79499! Stay sane and if you're already insane then welcome to the club!