AU sans x reader one-shots

Fresh!Sans x Punny!Reader

You sigh as you count down the minutes. It's 1:57 and the school day doesn't end until 2:36. Something nudges my arm snapping me out of my thoughts. I look over to see my best friend Fresh sliding a note over to my desk. I roll my eyes and open the note. "U still coming over to my house 2 study right?" I give him a look saying really? He looks back at me with a face saying really. "Of course. As long as you don't mind my tear-riffic puns" I slide the note back to him. I see him chuckle a little bit as he writes a response. He soon slides the note back to me. "Whatever dummy, just bring your brain this time XD" I was just about to write my response when Miss.Frost grabbed the note from me. "Really? I thought you two learned your lesson after a week of detention? I'll see you both after school today."

I slightly groan as Miss.Frost sends me a death glare. "Come on you don't have to be so cold all the time. I have always been nothing but ice to you." I say as some kids groan and others laugh. Miss.Frost points to the door "Office. Now." I get up annoyed. "I know, I know." I start to walk out the door when I hear Fresh's voice. "Come on she's just trying to bring some flipping life into this room. It's like none of ya'll ever even breathed before man." Miss.Frost points to the door again. "Fine join her in the office then."

"Will do my brotato chip." Fresh stands up and walks over to me. "Hey, fancy seeing you here." I say laughing a bit as I start to walk down the hallway. "I could say the same thing" he says walking beside me. I start to laugh but am cut off by being shoved against one of the lockers. Of course... It was P.J. and his gang. They all laugh a bit and continue walking off when Fresh suddenly yells. "HEY! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE! You better apologize before I make you, k dawg?!" I have never heard Fresh yell in my entire life, and we have been friends since kindergarten. "Hey It's okay Fresh, don't sweat it."

Bunny laughs, "That's like, adorable that you're trying to stick up for her." Then Fresh tilted his glasses down showing the parasite that lives in his eye. "A p o l o g i z e...." P.J.'s friends seem terrified and mutter small apologies then run off. Fresh turns to me and reaches his hand out helping me up. "Thanks Fresh but really you didn't have to do that, it happens." Still confused about why he got so mad. He has seen it happen to others and never interfered. "What do you mean 'it happens'? It shouldn't happen..." He still looked kind of pissed so I jumped up and pat his head to try and cheer him up.

"Come on, lets go to my place and chill." He says smiling like it was the best idea ever. "Don't we have dEtEnTiOn today?" We both laugh a little bit. "I mean what are they going to do if we don't show up? Chase us down in police cars?" He said laughing as he opens a portal. We walked through the portal together and I went over to his couch and immediately turned on music. "Why do you like that shit so much?" he asked in disgust. Fresh isn't a fan of rap music, I turned it up. "Don't make me do it." He said in a semi-threatening tone. I have known him long enough to know what he meant, but I'm a little bastard so I turned it up more. "That's it!" he yelled as he tackled me and started to tickle me. "AGGhhhh nuuuu!" I yelled laughing. "MERCY PLEASE!!!" I yelled hoping maybe he would show mercy, but no, he was going full genocide... "Ugh..." I stuck my tongue and pretending to be dead. "I think you've learned your lesson." He said laughing a bit but I'm still a bastard, so I kept pretending to be dead.

"Come on, it's no fun when you're dead." He said pouting a bit. I stayed dead. "Come on don't make me do CPR to revive you." I knew he was joking so I didn't move. And that is when he proved me wrong... he put his lips to mine and kissed me, it ended as soon as it started. "F-FRESH!" I yelled flustered. He just laughed. "You're cute when you're flustered." I felt my face get hot. "S-shut up! Let's just watch a movie." He laughed with that stupid smug look on his face. "Allright princess." He started to put on a movie as I glared at him. He always called me princess because he knew it made me mad. I got up to go make some popcorn and tried to get my face to be less red and more of my normal skin color.

I walked back into the living room with the popcorn. "What'd you put on?" I asked because he normally had me choose. "You'll see." I looked at the TV wondering what he put on. Then I realized it was a horror movie... I looked at him with a face that said really? "Really." he said laughing.

After a little while later a jumpscare came up and I jumped and automatically grabbed Fresh as protection. He chuckled a little bit and pat my head. "Hey princess, it's okay. It's just a movie." I let go of him a little red. "I know." He wrapped his arm around my shoulder as I leaned my head on his shoulder. He use his hand to play with my hair a little bit knowing that it always comforted me. "Hey princess?"

"Yeah?"

"Wanna go out on a date sometime? You know, as a couple?"I was taken back by this but I knew I liked him a bit. "Sure." He then suddenly kissed me, but this time it was longer, and more loving. After we stopped I looked at him surprised, my face as red as a tomato. "You're cute when you're flustered, princess.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey guys this is Amber! This is my first one-shot book ever so I hope you guys like it! This request was given to me by 50percentgay! So go check them out!