Undertale X Reader

Flirt Battle with Papyrus

"Well, this place ain't so bad. I could get a small job at the shop with that nice bunny girl, she seems to like me. I pay a small amount to sleep at the inn. But I have to progress" You finished eating your fries and left some G for Grillby "(Hey)" You looked at Grillby "Hm? Did you say something?" Grillby handed you a burning piece of paper and the G you handed her "(Call me)" You blushed and got out your phone, adding the number and putting it back in as you smiled and tossed her the G "Keep the change" She caught it and watched you leave "Nice you got the number of a literal hot person, What's next dating a skeleton?" You put the phone in your pocket again as you walked around town and mumbling to talk to Chara "You're just jealous" "No I am not! Why does everyone say this!?" Frisk did her cute giggle "Because it's true" "Eh!? Shut up, Frisk!" You looked back on the town "Welp I better head onwards, I'm full and rested up so let's go" As you walked towards the next bit of the underground it grew foggier and foggier. Until you bumped into something and gave it a soft rub "What is this? Some kind of soft pillow standing in the snow? It's warm to" "Maybe feel around it a bit more-" "Human." You jumped back "SORRY! Er...Sorry Papyrus..." "Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings" You stood straight as you looked ahead at the shadow of Papyrus in front of you "Feelings like the joy of finding another pasta lover, and the admiration of puzzle-solving skills. Having someone handsome, And as the monster girl says "Sexy" Guy calling me cool...These feelings. They must be how you feel to me by the way you greeted me" You blushed more and rubbed the back of your head "Um. That was an accident" Papyrus jumped in again "I can hardly imagine how you have made it so far so quickly. After all, I am very great, I don't ever wonder what having lots of friends is like, I am jealous of you famous Human, But yet I do see how you are so popular being as handsome as many say you are" "People talk about me? Who talks about-" "Worry Not! For you will gain a new friend soon! Very very soon! They are great, As great as you! I the great papyrus will be your..." You got excited about the big moment "No" "WHAAT!?" You and Frisk spoke at the same time "Human what you must understand is that this is all wrong...I cannot be your friend! You're a Human! I have to capture you! Then I can fulfil my life long dream! Powerful! Popular Prestigious! That is Papyrus...The newest member of the royal guard!" 

A funky yet catchy tune played as everything turned black and white and your soul appeared "Hey Papyrus you don't need to fight me *Spare*" She posed with her hand on her hip and her other hand bent out with her hip bucking into the hand on her hip with a smirk on her face "So won't fight eh? Let's see if you can handle my...BLUE ATTACK!" She held her hand out as blue bones came towards you and you just looked at her as if nothing was happening "Maybe act to show it did something" *Act-Pretend* "oh you got me Papyrus! You really are too great. Looks like I will have to transform into MY great form!" You began to shout "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GREEAAAAAT! TRANSFORMATION!!!" You got sunglasses out of your pocket and put them on. Papyrus held her hands on her cheeks "*GAAAAASSSPP!* So great! You're up to my level now it would seem! Humans truly are amazing, But not as amazing as me! You suddenly hit the floor as you felt heavier. The music disappeared. Your whole body turned blue as a short bone came towards you with speed that caught you off guard and caused you to be hit "Ow! Agh..." "You ok!?" You slowly stood up "Y-yeah..." Papyrus looked down as which made your realise how short you now were due to her ability "I'm shorter?" "You're blue now." You looked up at her "What?-" She bent down so she was right in your face "That's my attack..." She jumped back as the music came back, More with an upbeat tone which made you feel more pumped up. Papyrus Laughed "NYEHEHEHEHEHEH!" "Status guys!" "You're blue now-" Frisk interrupted Chara "YOU'RE BLUE NOW!" You and frisk shared a small giggle. Papyrus sent some small bones at you which you jumped over "Hey Chara remember what you said earlier? About dating a skeleton?" "Yeah?" *Act-flirt* "Hey Papyrus. Heard the one about the skeleton who went to the party? Well, How about I be your body and we can party all night long" You winked "No..." Papyrus blushed "No! No! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chara kept screaming "H-Human! Whatever made you think I'd be interested in you!?" You and Frisk looked at each other then back at her "W-what? Stop looking at me!" Papyrus sent more bones which were higher than the last but you jumped over them with a bit of trouble but again nothing to worry about "Don't make me use my special attack!" You dodged the bones and once getting past you quickly let frisk take control "Chara shut the hell up!" "OOOOO-...Sorry, Wait why am I sorry!? You did this!?" Chara grabbed your shirt "Ah! F-frisk tag back!" "But I was just having fun" Frisk stayed still through the blue bones "Oh ok then you have fun" Frisk giggles "Yay!" She continued flirting with Papyrus "WHAT THE HELL! Give me that!" Chara jumped into your body sending Frisk flying out as you caught her "Hey." "H-hi." Chara grabbed some snow from the ground and threw it at Papyrus then punched her in the face. You immediately took back control "CHARA!" "Sorry, but someone had to-" Papyrus chuckled a bit "Nice hit Human! Seems you are not all flirt and talk after all! But you won't land another hit!" Papyrus sent a tidal wave of bones "I'm dead...I've died. Chara, I swear to go, You killed me..." Frisk and Chara flew to your sides "Jump..." "What i-" "JUST JUMP!" You clenched your eyes shut and jumped. When you opened them you saw you were flying over the bones "W-what!? I'm flying!" You landed on your feet 

"H-human...You managed to avoid my flurry of bones while you were blue! Incredible! I might even say...GREAT! But never the less. You have bested me in battle, If you wish for our date you can meet me at my house! I'll leave the door unlocked for you" You panted and looked up to Papyrus as the blue wore off you and you were finally back to your normal size and state "Thanks Papyrus but I think I'll hold you on that date. You just wait I'll go to Asgore and use my soul to help you all to the surface! Then we can have our date up there." Papyrus hugged you as your face moved close to her breasts "OH HUMAN! You're too perfect for this world! I love you so much!" You smiled as she dropped you "Well. You may proceed to Waterfall, Past that will be Hotland. Then finally the capital and then Asgore. Good luck! And give my sister a call if you need me! I'll be there if you need to talk to me!" You gave Papyrus a thumbs up as she walked off "Ok! Next up...Waterfall apparently" You walked onwards