Cooking with Undyne

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"Oho! The Human arrives! Are you ready to hang out Undyne?" You smiled at Papyrus and gave her a hug "Good to see you again. Also yes" Papyrus hugged back "Awww Human. It's always nice to hug! Now stay behind me!" You made sure to stay behind Papyrus "Pssst, be sure to give her this" She handed you an orange dog bone toy. You put it in your pocket and Papyrus knocked on the door. Undyne opened it up to reveal her in jeans and a black vest with some boots "Heya Papyrus! Ready for your extra-private one-on-one special training?" You heard Chara snickering "Shut up!" You whispered to her "Sorry..." She said still snickering a bit. "I brought a friend! Here!" She moved out the way and you waved softly "Hi! I don't believe we've met-...Er...Why don't...You 2 come inside?" Undyne walked into her house, Papyrus excitedly following and you trailing on 


"Ok...So are you ready for training?" Papyrus ripped off her own arm and threw it out the window "Oopsie! Looks like I dropped my arm outside! I had better go get it!" Papyrus ran and jumped out the window "Alright Punk, Why are you here? To rub your victory in my face? To say how much everyone loves you" "No I'm honestly just here to hang out...I see you have a stove back there...I cook a mean spaghetti bolognese if you want-" Undyne lifted you by your shirt "Listen punk! I'm not here to be your friend! I'm not here to be anything like that! You're an enemy to the entire underground and the only reason I don't take your soul right now is that you're my house guest! So why don't you just leave?" You got out the bone treat "I got you one of these?" You smiled nervously as she dropped you and slapped it out the window "You...Urgh...Just leave!" You dusted yourself off "I guess...You're not up to the challenge. I guess it's alright only the best can be my friend" Undyne grabbed you and pulled you back "Stop grabbing the shirt!" "Don't believe I can do it!? Watch! I'll make you so much my friend we'll be um...what's that word..." "Best Buds?" "YEAH! BEST BUDS!" She dropped you "Why don't you take a seat?" You got over and sat down "Finally...relaxation..." She smiled at you with sweat down her face "So! What would you like to drink?" She got out a selection of drinks "...I can't see them from here. I'll just get a closer look" You got up but a spear flew towards you, stabbing the table "NO! SIT DOWN!...Um. Just point to what you want with the spear" You pointed towards the tea "Just some tea please" There was a moment of silence as Undyne boiled the tea and handed you a cup. You blew on it a bit before sipping at it "It's good!" Undyne sat down with her own cup "Thanks! It's funny how you pick that tea. Since the Queen likes it as well." You sipped a bit more of the tea "Mind telling me a bit about you and her relationship? It is what friends do after all" Undyne thought for a moment. Then spoke... 


"Sure. So as a kid I was a real hothead, I even challenged the queen to a fight! I couldn't land a single blow...and she wasn't even attacking back! By the end of it she promised to train me so from then on I trained with the queen and eventually knocked her down! I had never seen so much joy in someone who got beat! Now I'm the head of the royal guard and train dorks to fight!" She laughed "Like...Papyrus. But um. I don't know if Papyrus can ever be in the royal guard?" You lowered your cup "Why is that?" "Well, you see she was meant to capture you but instead she befriended you! My point is that she is way too nice to actually be in the guard...Also, the fact most of the royal guard is dogs..." You nodded "Yeah fair point." She looked at your empty cup "Oh. I'll get you some more tea!" She grabbed your cup and got up "Wait a moment...I was meant to teach Papyrus some cooking lessons! THAT WAS MEANT TO BE TODAY! So if she's not here to have it...YOU!" She pointed at you "Yes?" "You told me you know how to cook bolognese! SHOW ME YOUR TRUE POWER!" You got up and slid over the broken table to the kitchen. Undyne slid everything off as she stood next to you "Me and papyrus cooking made us CLOSER THAN EVER! So you and I cooking will make us so much of best friends we will need our own new word to describe our friendship!!" "Ok! First I need sauce, I need Tomatoes and peppers depending if you want it spicy" She pulled out tomatoes and black red peppers which were hot just by you touching them "I'M UP FOR THE SPICIEST OF FOOD!" You looked around for a knife "Where are the knives?" You asked as Undyne raised her fists "WE DON'T NEED KNIVES! WE HAVE FISTS" "Wait no that's not how the sauce is meant to go!" She was about to slam her fists down but stopped "How would you do it?" You grabbed the spear from the table and carefully cut the vegetables and put them in a bowl which you stirred "YOU'RE STIRRING TOO SLOW!" "I'm stirring slowly because if you stir too fast there will be no flavour in the sauce! Now get out the Pans and Pots!" You continued to stir as Undyne got out the pots and pans "YOU'RE WAY OF COOKING IS BORING! WHEN IS THE FUN STUFF!?" You looked around for the dough "Where is the dough? I need dough for noodles" She opened the door and handed you noodles from the shop "Hm. I guess these will do" You put them in the pot and then the hot water as your stir. Then you put the sauce in a boiler and boiled it to make sure it stays warm. Finally, you put the noodles on a plate and the sauce over it. Then mixed it all up "Ok! Bone appetite" In the distance, you heard laughter and screaming


"Wow, human this smells great!" You looked at the spaghetti and smiled "Yeah! I'm really proud of it!" You took a bite and actual flames came out your mouth like in the movies "HAAAAAA IT'S SO SPICY!!!!!" You ran around in pain and panic "D-Don't worry I'll fix it!!" "(Y/N) WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?" "AAAAHHHHH!" Everyone started to scream in confusion and worry


You and Undyne stood out a burning house "I'm sorry Undyne...It's all my fault" Undyne held her hand on your shoulder "Hey don't worry punk! I had lots of fun with you! And I now know what to do when making a REAL plate of spaghetti! So...Go. Talk to Asgore and make her your friend the same way you made me your friend. AND DON'T DATE ANYONE OK!? I want to date you one day! You're really handsome like everyone says and I want to try a date" You blushed. Undyne kissed your cheek and ran off laughed "FUHUHUHUHUHUH!" You rubbed the back of your head smiling "Aww..." "That was so much fun! I had no idea you could cook!" You walked off "Well I can. Just takes a bit of time to master. You headed down a pathway where you met with a hooded lady on a boat "Tralala...Hello customer. I am the river person. Here to lead you to where ever you need to go" You sat down on the back "Hotland then please!" The boat began to move as you were now excited and ready for everything to come next 


Question of the chapter: 

Who is your favourite character thus far in the story? It can't be anyone from the game only from this far in the story

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