Sorry I haven't submitted my work yet, sir, but SOMEONE won't give me access to my book.
...again.
Starburst out.
YOU ARE READING
Randomness!
RandomThis book will contain discussions, votes and other things that don't fit in any of my other books. It may not be updated often due to my schoolwork and other books, but it won't be forgotten!
My Excuse
Sorry I haven't submitted my work yet, sir, but SOMEONE won't give me access to my book.
...again.
Starburst out.