Why do chemists like nitrates?
They are cheaper than day rates, that's why!
The Science Joke Book is an almanac of nerdy jokes to lighten and entertain yourself. Science is treated as a serious business, but it also provides scope for humour like no...
This is Tachyon84 here! New writer, as you can clearly see.
As promised, I will be bringing some scientific jokes to lift your spirits and ensure that all you readers have a fun time!
Before that, a short introduction.
I joined Wattpad as a platform to write. I usually waste my time in idle contemplations, and I wish to see whether any of it can resonate with readers (yes, like the resonance you learnt while studying sound).
Thus I brainstormed this Joke Book.
Science might be some serious business, an enterprise to determine the laws of nature, but it provides a lot of scope for humour. I'm sure you can connect with the jokes I present in this book.
(It might be that you are going through depressing times, as I am, so you may find some amusement here.)
Well, I don't want to bore you with unnecessary details.
Or should I say, "Bohr" you?
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Disclaimer:
I will try to tell jokes to uplift the mood of my readers.
(Don't worry, explanations are provided along with the jokes. If you do not understand, don't sweat it, as there are lots of things even scientists don't understand.
Contrary to popular belief, scientists don't know everything.
You've just got to be curious and ask why the world works.)
But what do you do when no one laughs at your so-called "scientific" jokes?
A) You keep trying, until you get a reaction!
LOL.
Did you see what I did there?
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Honestly, if you were not in the least amused so far, or if your facial muscles didn't twitch to show the slightest sign of a smile, I advise you to turn back and stop reading this very moment (I'm not talking about the moment of force/torque you study in physics).
I don't want to waste your time (whatever that may be), so I apologize in advance.
(As the saying goes, a stitch in space-time saves nine, right?)
However, if you think you're interested, read on.
If you're a nerd, or even if you aren't, if indeed you are looking for some thought-provoking humour that will tickle your gray matter, you've come to the right place. I hope this book makes it up to you.
With that said, let's start, shall we?
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