Two science students, Alfred and Alexander, engage in an exchange of biology jokes to determine who can crack the better joke, right before their class timings.
Alfred: "Which biochemicals wash up on the beach?
Nucleotides!"
Alexander: "What do you say about a microbiologist who visited 30 different countries and spoke 6 languages?
He was a man of many cultures."
Alfred: "What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
I like your style."
Alexander: "A doctor invents a new kind of antibiotic.
He remarks, 'No matter how popular my antibiotics get, they will never go viral!'"
Alfred: "What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks."
Alexander: "What award did Gregor Mendel win for his work on genetics?
The Nobel Peas Prize, of course!"
Alfred: "Two blood cells met and fell in love, but alas!
It was all in vein!"
Alexander: "What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."
Alfred: "What did the femur say to the patella?
I kneed you!"
Alexander: "One plant says to another, 'Are you hungry?'
The other one replies, 'Yes, I could use a light snack.' "
Suddenly, the two have a glance at the clock and realize they are late for class.
What did Alfred and Alexander get for being late to class?
A tardigrade, er, a tardy grade.
(Fun Fact: Tardigrades have their own phylum.
They are essentially water-dwelling eight-legged segmented micro-animals, first described by the German zoologist Johann August Ephraim Goeze in 1773.
Tardigrades are also called water bears and moss piglets.
The word tardigrade itself means "slow-moving."
Scientists estimate that tardigrades have been around for 600 million years. To put that in perspective, dinosaurs first appeared about 230 million years ago.)
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The Science Joke Book
HumorWhy do chemists like nitrates? They are cheaper than day rates, that's why! The Science Joke Book is an almanac of nerdy jokes to lighten and entertain yourself. Science is treated as a serious business, but it also provides scope for humour like no...