GUYS
GUESS WHAT
No I'm not pregnant
Or giving away free cupcakes
Sorry Stephanie :P
BUT GUESS WHAT
Yes, you in the back
WHAT NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MONEY IM NOT MADE OF MONEY YOU KNOW JUST CUZ I LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE AND HAVE THREE FERRARIS DOESN'T MEAN IM MADE OF MONEY
Yes, you in the striped shirt, red pants and HOLY FLACK YOU'RE LOUIS TOMLINSON ok Allison, calm down. Oh wow you're not even Louis Tomlinson. NEXT
Yes you in the hideous blue top with the terrible jeans with an ugly hairstyle-oh hello mother.
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MY CONCUSSION'S GONE :D
So imma post a chapter later :D
ILY ALL ILL SEE YOU SHORTLY GOODBYE STEPHANIE, POOR HOMELESS MAN, LOUIS WANNABE, MOTHER AND THE REST OF YOU IRRELEVANT PEASANTS!
Jokes ily guys no hard feelings :*
lol,
Allie xxx
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