A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader

Hidan's Jealousy

It's been some time that you went for your routinely gym sessions. You've been feeling so sluggish lately what with all the amazing food Itachi has been treating you all to. Who knew he was such a good domestic husband? You notice the time, its still early so it's actually an ideal moment to head out whilst everyone is asleep you thought. Heading to the bathroom, you slip on your sports training bra, a loose fitting crop top and some leggings/joggers. Throwing your favourite zip hoodie over you, you head into the hallway to grab your trainers whilst tying your back.

You're trying to sneak off quietly in order to avoid Tobi screaming the place down and waking everyone up. If he reacts badly to you going to work and him having to stay at home, what's he going to be like if you voluntarily go out to the gym? You tip toe past the living room, peering in to see everyone sleeping on the sofa bed/on the floor. Smiling at how peaceful they look.

Crap, I forgot my new earphones the guys bought me

You look down the hallway and remember that they're in your room.

Yeah..I'm not risking waking Tobi up..

You grab your old over ear headphones on the side table and place them over your ears, opening the front door as quietly as possible and close it behind you. Little did you see Hidan was coming out of the garden from his early exercise routine. He tilts his head, squinting his eyes in suspicion at seeing the front door close.

He peers into the living room, counting the Akatsuki members, he knows Kakuzu is in the spare room counting money and then chooses to quietly peer into [Y/N]'s bedroom. His eyes widen, "Tobi What the hell are you doing in her bed?!"

The man screams the place down, waking everyone up at the questionable sentence he blurted out. Tobi rubs his eyes under his mask and says "Tobi and [Y/N]-chan slept together" grumbling still half asleep.

This comment makes everyone burst into the room, paling at the thought. "Mhmm Tobi wanted to be the little spoon but [Y/N]-chan fell asleep! The cheek of it" Hidan pales so much that Kakuzu moves aside so Hidan can fall to the floor, rather than on him.

"I don't think he means it the way he is stating. Look at all the toys in the bed. Also, she was so tired that Kakuzu put her to bed..remember?" Itachi explains walking away from the scene, quite content with his deduction.

"Thank Jashin.." Hidan sighs with relief.

"What's with you Hidan, jealous?" Sasori mocks.

"SHUT UP PUPPET..So where is she anyway? I saw the front door close earlier" He says picking himself up.

"She was getting ready to go out and then left with headphones on" Everyone looks at each other recalling the last time you wore headphones and Tobi scaring the living shit out of you, their minds go into overboard assuming someone will jump you.

"We're following her" Kisame says already putting his hoodie on.

"Can't you all just assume she can take care of herself? She has done so since before we arrived" Sasori scoffs, to which Kakuzu, Zetsu and Itachi agree with.

Kisame, Deidara and Hidan all scowl at him, ignoring his words and head for the front door.

"How have they grown so attach to her in a small amount of time?" Sasori asks rhetorically, and yet Kakuzu responds anyway before heading back into the spare room, "Don't deny the fact that you like her as well". Sasori grunts walking into the kitchen, refusing to believe he's becoming fond of you.

"Zetsu? Can you go and prevent them from doing anything stupid?" Itachi suggests.

"Oookay~"

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