A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader

Tobi's Day

You start to wake up, with this heavy feeling on your chest, wondering why it is so hard to breathe. *POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE*

What the hell?

You open one eye to see Tobi poking your forehead, sitting on your chest waiting for you to wake up. "Tobi, what is it?"

"TODAYS THE DAYYYYYYYYY~~~"

You close your eyes again and grab him around the shoulders and bring him down to you, "No no, 5 minutes" you sleepily say, stroking his back hoping he will sleep or at least stay quiet for a few more minutes. He melted out of your grip and pulled back into his original position, you wave your arms with eyes closed confused how he came out of your grip, "Tobi, What the- - "

"No no! TODAY IS THE DAYYYYYY~~~~~"

He jumps off of you, grabbing you some clothes and ushering you out of the room to get ready in the bathroom.

Today's the day.

You promised Tobi to take him out for a treat day, he deserves it after all. He has been keeping inside and not causing too much ruckus the past week. So he clearly needs to let off some energy that he has been couping up whilst you've been at work. You promised you would let him have as much candy as he can buy too. I mean, it's not your money he will be spending, poor Kakuzu.

This time, you check the bath in case anyone is in there *cough* Kisame *cough* You chuckle at the thought from earlier in the week. You pop yourself in the shower and take a moment to reminisce, thinking about how much fun you've had since the Akatsuki joined you. You had friends and family, but not many and they lived far away so you considered the Akatsuki as your family/friends right now. They took care of you so well and much better than anyone has in the past. You want to repay them all one day but you also start to feel down, realising sooner or later.. They will leave, back to their time. They will no longer be here..it would be so quiet without them..

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"[Y/N]-chaaaan!!!! Are you ready yet? Tobi is ready!"

You brush the negative thoughts out your head and think, No, it's only begun and you might as well enjoy the time you have with them whilst it lasts. Right? Right~

You pop out the shower, drying yourself off and pick up the clothes Tobi gave you.

"TOBI These aren't my clothes, they're yours!"

"Whoopsie! ~ Tobi will get you some better ones"

"No it's okay Tobi, I'll come out in a second!"

After all, you don't want Tobi going through your underwear drawer. He has literally given you one of his new tops and his Akatsuki cloak all balled up. You brush your teeth, your hair and pop on some natural looking makeup to freshen your look up. You are about to head out but then realise...Hmmm I should put the cloak on, going out in a towel...surrounded by ..them...HIDAN EVEN will give off the wrong idea..

You drape the cloak over you and zip it up fully so they can't see you exposed underneath and smirk in the mirror, turning to look at yourself, Hey..this is pretty cool actually! Pretty big but, cool! Your hands don't even peak out of the sleeves.

You open the bathroom door and walk towards your bedroom only to be pulled back, "Whoa ho ho~ [Y/N] so you've joined the Akatsuki I see, very befitting on you" Hidan whistles, looking you up and down.

You eep and suck in your lips, trying to slip away. The others hear Hidan's comment, questioning and peer their heads down the corridor, dazed at how cute you look in the cloak that practically drowned you.

"Tobi brought [Y/N]-chan underwear, sorry Tobi gave you the wrong clothes and nothing else to wear ~ " You dart your eyes straight to Tobi who is holding your entire underwear drawer. You face glows a deep red colour, squeaking and run away with the drawer in arms.

"Hm, Was she...not wearing anything underneath his cloak?" Deidara mumbles to the group.

"What!? Hey [Y/N]!~" Hidan cooed heading for your room before Sasori's chakra strings and Kakuzu's arm dragged him back and away from your room instantly.

Quickly getting changed, you come out and pass Tobi his cloak mumbling a thank you. At least he gave you an item that covered ALL of you. Tobi giggled nervously as the rest of the group give him evil glares.

"Alright Tobi, lets go" You say picking up your keys and belongings.

"Where are you going?" Sasori questions.

"Theme park, don't you remember Tobi singing about it last night?" you say with a chuckle.

"No, I tend to blank out his voice to the best of my ability". You can tell that the others wanted to stay at home. They wanted to take advantage of the fact Tobi was going to be away for the day, some peace and quiet was needed for them.

** EVENING **

The door gets kicked open by Tobi "Hello everyone, Tobi is back!" Tobi exclaims very excitedly, carrying bags and bags of candy.

"Where's [Y/N]?" Itachi queries looking behind Tobi, not seeing you in sight.

"[Y/N]-chan is on her way, she is carrying my winnings" he sings taking all the candy to his pillow fortress in your bedroom.

Slowly but surely you make your way to the door, you can't see anything in front of you as you're carrying a mountain of stuffed toys. Who knew Tobi was so good at the claw machine and other games, pissing off the children who wanted the biggest toys. However, Tobi got there first and mostly annoyed the people who worked on the stalls. Their little tricks didn't work against Tobi at all.

You stumble, tripping on a stuffed tigers tail but thankfully land on all the stuffed toys you're holding, softening the fall. Everyone has sweat drops at the back of their heads seeing the sight in front of them.

"Did you have fun, [Y/N]?" Kisame asks whilst trying to find your face in all the stuffed toys, only to see you exhausted and snoozing instantly.

Kakuzu uses his stitches to collect all the stuffed toys and throws you over his shoulder, taking you to your bedroom. He puts you in bed and uses his tendrils to whip the stuffed toys into Tobi's face through the gap in his pillow fort and closes the door on his way out.

"He literally sucked out the energy from her, huh?"

Everyone sighs, nodding in unison, knowing full well how tired you must be dealing with Tobi all on your own for a whole day. Not that you minded, you had so much fun, especially on all of the roller coasters. Tobi pops out of the fort, crawls to you and pecks your forehead, quickly readjusting his mask again before you could see, "Thank you [Y/N]-chan~ Tobi had so much fun with you today~"

You open one eye and shift yourself, allowing Tobi to sleep in the bed with you. "A...Sleepover?!"

Tobi grabs all the stuffed toys and gets into bed "Tobi can be the little spoon ~"

You chuckle at his comment, it's not going to happen for there are far too many toys in the bed that you can no longer see Tobi anyway. Regardless, within in an instant Tobi is snoring away. You achieved your goal and tuckered him out.