A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader

Introduction

"Deida - - "

"SHUT IT TOBI" Deidara retorted.

"Where the hell are we?"

"This isn't anywhere we have been before. That's because we were pulled into that portal Tobi made"

"I didn't mean to Zetsuuu~"

"Quiet, someone's here" Kakuzu signalled for everyone to get low.

*FLASHBACK *

Back in the Akatsuki hideout.. Pain had gone off for a mission with Konan, heading towards Amegakure. He told the others to have some time off until they return, which had no estimated time as of yet. Running an entire village was hard work, especially on top of running an organisation such as the Akatsuki.

It's been awfully quiet missions wise, which bored the hell out of some of the members, particularly Tobi and Hidan. They weren't the type of characters that could sit still in one place for long. They needed to drain that useless amount of energy they constantly seemed to have. The only order given to them was to stay inside and not to cause a scene or go out killing, which of course displeases the Jashinist. They needed to keep their profile low for some time after an incident that almost caused one of their hideouts to be found.

You would think that Kakuzu would be pissed at this request, however 2 days ago he had collected plenty of bounties meaning he had more than enough money to count, keeping him occupied in his room; in silence.

"Deidara-senpai can't we do something?!" Tobi pleaded.

"Hm. I'm not your babysitter, Tobi" Deidara mumbled against his squished face upon his fist, leaning against the arm of the sofa, whilst watching TV beside Kisame and Itachi.

Tobi sprawls himself onto the floor in front of the others growling in boredom, kicking his legs up and down. Itachi paid no attention, quietly reading to himself, nibbling on a stick of dango.

"Just shut up Tobi and get yourself a hobby. Hey, why don't you let me sacrifice you? If I can't go outside, why not have you volunteer yourself to me?"

Tobi freezes, sweat drops multiplying from his face/mask. Within a flash he is no where to be seen. Hidan chuckles loudly to himself whilst polishing his scythe at the table. "That'll teach the fucker to stop being such a pain in the ass".

Sasori emerges into the living sighing "What's Tobi crying about this time?" sounding unamused as always, probably not caring about the answer anyway.

"It's Tobi" Kisame said.

"Good Point" Sasori brings out Hiruko to start working on, fixing the damages from a previous battle opposite Hidan at the table.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"What" Kakuzu snapped, losing count of his money.

A scowl grows across his face noticing who it is peeking his mask through the door. As much as he tolerates Tobi, he knows he is up to something to even dare come in his room, let alone knock in the first place.

"Whatcha doing Kakuzu? Can I join?"

"No."

"Oh come on Mr Grouch - -" Tobi stops after hearing Kakuzu growl at his remark.

A nervous chortle comes out of Tobi whilst he flaps his hand up and down towards Kakuzu bowing slightly to apologise. Kakuzu continues to count his money, flicking through the notes, ignoring Tobi whilst he decides to sit, kicking his legs on the edge of the bed. Tobi's eyes were caught on a wooden chest Kakuzu had found the other week, not opening and organising its contents just yet. He had found it on a mission just sitting there within the home of a bounty he had collected with Hidan. It looked to good to leave in his eyes.

Tobi slithers down the bed and onto the floor like a snake, hoping Kakuzu won't notice.

Tobi giggles under his breath. "Don't even think about - - "

Tobi flickered out of the room, along with the chest before Kakuzu could even finish his sentence. He slaps the table loudly, standing from his seat and storms out the room.

"When I catch you, I will kill you!"

Everyone's eyes dart towards the pounding footsteps heading towards their direction, even Zetsu heard this and emerged through the floor "What's all the noise for?!"

Kakuzu's eyes scan around the room, "Where is he!?" He shouts looking at every possible hiding place before flipping the table Sasori and Hidan are seated at.

"Watch it you old prick!" Hidan yelled.

Kakuzu narrows his eyes at Hidan for the comment.

"Teehehehehehe~" A childish giggle was heard from the kitchen, everyone eyed him up dancing with the chest above his head in the doorway. "Look what Tobi found everyone! ~" He sung in excitement.

"You didn't find it, you stole it" Kakuzu growled.

"But Kakuzu looooook!"

"Tobi I wouldn't if I were you. You know never to mess with Kakuzu's belongings" Sasori states unimpressed as he picks up his tools from the ground.

"But look though, its soooooo sparkly!! ~~" As Tobi opened the chest fully, a giant beam of light filled the room blinding everyone. Suddenly.. the room was empty, the only traces of the Akatsuki were Hidan's scythe and Sasori's puppet.