A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader

Thank You

As the sun shun through the window onto your face, you squint and hold your hand up to your face. What the, why is my...forehead wet? You look at your hand then roll your eyes up to look above you, you see Hidan drooling onto your forehead. You were sleeping on your back and it appears Hidan managed to shuffle up the bed, to have his upper body curled around your head and shoulders on his side, facing you. You sit up and aggressively wipe your forehead with your sleeve. All of a sudden a hand appears over your mouth. Your eyes widen as you follow the hand, up to the arm and then to the face it belonged to.

You try to speak through the hand "MMdhasdh!!!" You see all these faces staring at you, standing in your room.

Kakuzu picks you up without awaking Hidan and pops you out into the hallway then closes the door leaving you outside. You stare blankly at the door. What the hell is going on..?
You've just been kicked out of your own room whilst they're all in there. You shrug it off momentarily to go to the bathroom and brush your teeth.

*Meanwhile in your bedroom*

Tobi moves closer to Hidan and pinches his nose and covers his mouth so he can't breathe. His eyes shoot open as he attempts to gasp for air. Tobi realises his hand that's now covered in drool and attempts to wipe it back on Hidan's topless chest.

"What the fuck!?" Hidan goes to kick Tobi away however his leg only passes through his body. His gaze trails to the empty spot beside him and then up to the bodies he can sense within the room and their eyes that's piercing through his skull. A sweat drop appears at the back of his head. Before he can even say anything Kakuzu has used his tentacles to bound Hidan's wrists and ankles and pushed him against the wall. Itachi's sharingan burns into Hidan as he tries not to look at him, avoiding a genjustu. Kisame and Deidara move closer to Hidan with arms crossed.

"What did you do to her?" Kisame bears his sharp teeth towards him.

Hidan pleads "NOTHING" and Sasori just scoffs from the back of the group in disbelief. "My man is right, we don't believe you..Hm" Deidara holds his tight fist up to Hidan's face in anger.

"Nice hair, Barbie" Hidan mocks Deidara teasingly who forgot to remove the braid from his night with [Y/N]