Sakura: Ooooh. Festive!
Sasuke: *Sigh* What the hell.
Naruto: EH?
Neji: Why is this a ship?
Sakura: Because they're both dark.
Tenten: And hot.
Neji: Tenten....
Sakura: Facts though.
Naruto: What? Since when is Gaara hot?
Naruto: I mean he's super cool and amazing and smart and powerful-
Sakura: Naruto just admit you're a little gay for Gaara
Naruto: I am not!
Neji: I thought Naruto liked Sasuke. Is that incorrect?
Tenten: Neji!
Sasuke: *slightly red in the face* Uhhhh what?
Naruto: DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF TEME THAT'S FALSE.
Sakura: Anyway, ratings here?
Sasuke: 0/10
Neji: 2/10
Tenten: 8/10
Sakura: 6/10
Naruto: 0/10
Tenten: I think Naruto's just jealous because both his husbands are being shipped together.
Naruto: Shut up.
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Konoha 11 Reacts to Crack Pairings
FanfictionExactly what it sounds like! The Konoha 11 (plus Sasuke and Sai) reacting to the strangest Naruto pairings I could find. (No offense to your ship).
