Naruto x Itachi

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Naruto: I-

Naruto: I-

Naruto: Just...... why?

Sasuke: Goddammit dobe. Stop making out with my dead relatives. Another reason why I have to kill you. 

Naruto: Sasuke! This! Isn't! Real!

Sakura: Awww. I think it's cute!

Sasuke: Shut up. No one asked. 

Sai: I also approve of this couple.

Sasuke: Well I don't.

Naruto: Um, I also don't? Is anybody going to ask me how I feel?

Sakura: No. 

Naruto: Dang......

Sai: I give this pairing an 8/10.

Sakura: Why? Exactly?

Sai: Oh, no particular reason. 

Sakura: *deep sigh at the incompetence of all of her team members* Of course not.

Sakura: Anyway, I'll give it a 5/10.

Sasuke: 0/10.

Naruto: 0/10!

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