Ino: Damn that's pretty hot.
Sakura: Agreed.
Sasuke: Hm. I always figured that guy was gay for my brother.
Naruto: They both wear ponytails so they're basically the same.
Ino: Um.....
Sakura: No.......
Naruto: Yup. Pretty sure they're the same. Plus, they're both in the Akatsuki. So...... double the same.
Sakura: Ok..... Anyway, 100% ship.
Ino: Yup. Me too.
Naruto: Ok I guess.
Sasuke: Well I did kill both of them, so that's kind of an issue. But I guess they can make out in Heaven or whatever.
Ino: Hell.... probably.
Sasuke: Fuck you. Itachi was a saint.
Ino: But you killed him!
-Sasuke has removed Ino from the conversation-
Naruto: So.... 7/10?
Sakura: 9/10.
Sasuke: 4/10. I still hate Deidara so.
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Konoha 11 Reacts to Crack Pairings
FanfictionExactly what it sounds like! The Konoha 11 (plus Sasuke and Sai) reacting to the strangest Naruto pairings I could find. (No offense to your ship).