Hayate x Sakura

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Sakura: Well, this makes no sense, but okay. 

Sasuke: Can someone connect the dots for me because something's not lining up. 

Sai: They fought once.

Sasuke: Ah. Suddenly everything is clear. 

Sakura: ^How 90% of these ships are formed. 

Naruto: Hey Hayate-sensei's pretty cool, ya know?

Sasuke: And dead. 

Sai: And engaged to someone else. 

Sasuke: And dead. 

Sakura: And dead!

Sai: Barring those issues, I think it is a wonderful couple. 

Sakura: Of course you do Sai. 

Naruto: Well, I rate this a 4/10. 

Sasuke: 0/10. 

Sai: 7/10. 

Sakura: What even? 2/10 max. 

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